look to your left, lick it. What does it taste like?

MW3? (Across room on shelf) Taste like, rage.

A curtain covered in cat hair. Lovely.

A paper-crafted Mario stomping on a Goomba. Tastes like paper-cuts

Hmm my computer phone and mic all three taste like umm candy o.0

I'm not licking that kleenex...

My backpack, tasted awful.

Like a very bewildered and angry woman... I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this at the library :/

Tastes like cardboard. Probably because it is a cereal box.

Tastes like dust.

Air

My handphone

My ear... wait, what?!

Crumbs from a sandwich I had earlier. Tastes remarkably like bread...

Zoophiliac OP posting because he likes licking cats? :)

it tastes plastic... maybe slightly dusty.
thank you, Akai LPK25 "laptop performance keyboard", for not making me regret reading this thread.

...if you had said "right", I would have had to taste some Dial "fresh citrus" mostly-alcohol hand sanitizer...

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...maybe you should make another thread....

I feel akward as it was my mom right next to me

A mirror :_:

I just licked a mirror hanging on the wall. With a reflection of me. It was very disturbing and I don't want to talk about it.

A coke can. Tastes like coke, because I tasted it on the opening.

Yay, it was a glass of Coca-Cola

d:
hmm...
I have a cold... Can't make out the taste.... probably a dust and Sunmica combination

My dad was standing there naked, should I go on?

oh no its sh@t....

I'm not licking random stuff to my left. I'm not stupid enough.