Describe your Dick/Vagina with a game character/ game titles

Revenge of the Titans

Inescapable!

Gun Monkeys

The Stick of Truth

me: What do you mean you won't stand up? She's supposed to be hot!
dick: 'Supposed' is the key word here.
me: (whine) C'mon, you are embarrassing me.
dick: Look, you already know the drill. Its either big tits or personality and she's got neither.
me: (to the girl who starts to freak out because I got a talking dick) I'm sorry, I got an early meeting in the morning. Shall I call you a cab?

** To all the females: I apologize if I offended anyone with this little skit.

Metro 2033

I really wanted to see "Portal" somewhere in here..I'm kinda disappointed.

Tiny and Big: Grandpa's Leftovers

Bang Bang Racing ;)

In real life the name is Predator. Really.

The Longest Journey 8)

To the moon. :P

Day of the Tentacle.

Litil Divil

Litil Divil

Eventually...Prototype

Legend Of Grimrock

Dont starve

Dead space. :(

Iron Warriors: T - 72 Tank Command

the 7 and the 2 have some significance.

http://www.gamesradar.com/game-names-sound-sexual-if-you-have-dirty-mind/

Bioshock: Infinite, Test drive Unlimited or Deus ex... :D

Alone in the Dark

No more room in hell ;)

Saturday Morning RPG

AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! for the Awesome

darksiders