The middle paragraph. You're welcome.

So very NSFW. Less likely to traumatise you.

I'm not sure whether it's a good or bad thing that I only give 0.02 fucks about these sorts of threads, and I actually mean it.

It might be partly related to the fact that I don't hang out here in the forum for 16 hours a day, but...

I feel like gifting you EDGE just for writing that comment, but then I noticed that you already have it and my Paypal is broken.

Doesn't that mean you hate yourself?

I love people who love other people.

That means you hate yourself, and if you hate yourself you hate yourself even more, your self-hating is in a loop into infinity!