Seeing a lot of birthday threads posted here

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Just want to remind anyone who has a birthday in September:
Your parents probably fucked during Christmas or New Years.

If you still live with your parents, just go up to them and picture that. Imagine your mom in a skimpy reindeer outfit getting rammed by your father in a Santa Claus suit.

Picture it and remember it, because it probably happened. ~9 months later, it checks out.

September 19th here.

9 years ago*

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Udgard

Hump for solved.

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Axelflox

Yep, parents fuck to make kids, nothing new there.

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StupidWeasel

Does it work the other way around?

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ColbyTheDog

K™

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SubjectLambda

September 25th here!

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punkelias

And you think that the rest of all didn't know that?

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bolzano

nice you figured that bee and flower thing all by yourself ;)

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thinglittle

Children's birthday is another mother's day in my family. We will giveaway some candy, cookies or chocolate to the people we know. And will prepare a wonderful dinner for mom.

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capile2

You must be a blast at family gatherings. XD

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pentaerythritol

8/10, I lol'd at your description

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