If i were to walk into your room, what would i smell?

poptarts fruitpies(I stockpiled) and surge(also stockpiled)

(also probably stronger smells from chinesefood containers I mean to throw out soon whiskey(technically) and socks, but those aren't as funny)

He's Torchin da Weed!
Fucker's Crazy!

The most neutral smell ever.

Not much tbh, my room usually smells perfectly neutral

The pizza I just ate.

My feet

Dead cheerleaders?

The weed my neighbors have been smoking.
I hate this smell I already contacted the landlord to come to my room tomorrow and do something about it

sex and candy

Your nose would commit suicide. I'm quite fortunate that I have almost no sense of smell, even if it does effect my sense of taste as well.

soup

Sex, jasmine, and cherry blossoms - with a hint of dryer sheets - don't ask what brand idk...