I guess this should help
http://www.gamespot.com/walkthroughs.html
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Coming from a middle aged woman going through menopause ;)
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Lie down on the ground, roll over to them and say "Quick, sit on my face." Guaranteed way to get laid.
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I dont know. It is like drinking wine next to the church and then talking some rubbish. If that is not enough then you can go and play with lego or ask some old lady for a candy. There might be a case where all previously mentioned failed then you can kill that fly on the wall.
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hmm, that ended up sounding creepier than intended...
both! buy a nice lady a drink and some for you to loosen up! make a drinking game of it! for every time you fail at picking up a girl, take another shot! by the end, you're either real loosey goosey or too drunk to know why you were there in the first place. >)
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hit em with a baseball bat. Or become and super villain and seduce a doctor, worked for joker.
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Treat her ego and remark on how here name sounds like harlequin, make sure she finds super villains glamorous first, and when she helps you escape the asylum that is when you know you bagged her.
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Duh...must likely your doing the "mating dance wrong" (I gave link on how to do it right)
Note: Play the same music when doing dance will increase success by 150%
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I have lost count of the number of times this dance has resulted in a successful mating.
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Rohypnol.
For when all other avenues (charm, wit, good looks, intellect that exceeds the average arthropod, etc) have been exhausted...
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because what I'm doing now just isn't working.
Also, inb4thejadefalconsayssomethingnegative.
Edit: This responses are hilarious.
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