Once upon a time, over 10 seas and 10 pyramids, there was a little boy named Zelda. He used to play rock / scissor / paper with his friends, but one day, and no one knows how, he managed to cut his dick off. Damn, he cried so so much and loud that a king from another kingdom heard him. That king felt sorry for him and he asked Zelda what could be done. Zelda replied - "I wanna be a princess !!!"
There ... you have the whole story from legit sources.
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lol that must be it! You're a regular Sigmund Freud.... but don't quit your day job ;)
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the girl in the power suit... the "hero" of the metroid games lol
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metroids are a species of aliens (they look like little bubbles with teeth on the bottom). Samus Aran is the girl in the suit.
Top photo is a metroid
Next photo is samus in armor
Next photo is samus with no armor
The last photo might help ;)
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Obvious troll is obvious.....and well-fed it appears.
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It's not a troll. Trolls are sociopaths who make their fun by making others miserable. This thread is making no one miserable, it's actually really funny to read and I've enjoyed it.
Just because someone is acting dumb/being insincere doesn't mean their trolling, or else trolling doesn't mean much.Trolling to me must have the intent of making others angry, or must insult or harm them emotionally in some way. Strawberry isn't doing anything of the sort.
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Wait.... did you just assume Zelda's gender? TRIGGERED!
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Hypothetical person, i dunno, could be anyone: "So this duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says to him 'how do you wanna pay for that?' and then the duck says----"
Real people here: "SHUT UP TROLL! Ducks can't talk!"
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Then he would be great for t-shirts.
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