4:01 PM - Raiden: omg dude

4:01 PM - Raiden: just

4:01 PM - NYAH-HA: hmwhat

4:01 PM - Raiden: O M G

4:01 PM - Raiden: http://www.steamgifts.com/forum/A2cT3/the-story-you-wish-you-never-read

4:02 PM - Raiden: taken from the pub caht

4:04 PM - Raiden: i thought so

4:04 PM - Raiden: :P

4:04 PM - NYAH-HA: hysterical

4:05 PM - Raiden: longer than 2 feet in less than 1 minute?

4:05 PM - NYAH-HA: Must be poopin 2.0

4:05 PM - Raiden: under different circumstances it might have been some sort of record

4:08 PM - Raiden: lmao

4:08 PM - Raiden: i can't help but still laugh

4:10 PM - NYAH-HA: That reminds me

4:10 PM - Raiden: not yet

4:10 PM - Raiden: but soon

4:10 PM - NYAH-HA: so, I work at NYAH-HA

4:10 PM - Raiden: ah

4:10 PM - NYAH-HA: and I did a few years back as well

4:10 PM - NYAH-HA: and, I remember this customer coming up to me

4:10 PM - NYAH-HA: with this hollowed, empty look in their eyes

4:10 PM - Raiden: O_O

4:10 PM - NYAH-HA: "The bathroom..."

4:11 PM - NYAH-HA: they said

4:11 PM - NYAH-HA: "It's over there, sir"

4:11 PM - NYAH-HA: I said

4:11 PM - NYAH-HA: "no, no"

4:11 PM - NYAH-HA: "The Bathroom...."

4:11 PM - NYAH-HA: He then proceeded to wander in a daze

4:11 PM - NYAH-HA: out the store

4:12 PM - Raiden: O_O

4:12 PM - NYAH-HA: so, I walk back

4:12 PM - NYAH-HA: I open the door

4:12 PM - NYAH-HA: on the floor is blood spatters

4:12 PM - NYAH-HA: very little, a bit

4:12 PM - NYAH-HA: a trail

4:12 PM - NYAH-HA: so I follow it to its' origin

4:12 PM - NYAH-HA: the toilet bowl

4:12 PM - NYAH-HA: in it is a shit the size of a baby.

4:12 PM - NYAH-HA: about a foot thick

4:13 PM - NYAH-HA: and two feet long

4:13 PM - Raiden: LMFAO

4:13 PM - NYAH-HA: with blood all around it

4:13 PM - Raiden: OH GAWD

4:13 PM - NYAH-HA: I can't imagine how the creator made it

4:13 PM - Raiden: ROFL

4:13 PM - Raiden: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW

4:13 PM - NYAH-HA: I would have called the hospitol if it was me

4:13 PM - Raiden: ROFL!!!

4:13 PM - NYAH-HA: be he apparently left, so shamed by his terrible act

4:13 PM - Raiden: sounds like someone needed a c section

4:13 PM - NYAH-HA: "GOD, WHY"

4:14 PM - NYAH-HA: I shrieked, hammering on the flush handle

4:14 PM - NYAH-HA: to no effect.

4:14 PM - NYAH-HA: Again, and again, horrified, I hit the handle

4:14 PM - NYAH-HA: it only served to annoy the poop.

4:14 PM - NYAH-HA: It was impervious to all my flushing efforts.

4:14 PM - Raiden: oh my gawd

4:14 PM - NYAH-HA: I couldn't let anyone else see this rectal abominiation

4:14 PM - NYAH-HA: so I blocked off the bathroom

4:14 PM - NYAH-HA: went to our cafe

4:14 PM - Raiden: my gut

4:15 PM - Raiden: hurts mrfm laughing

4:15 PM - NYAH-HA: and looked for a weapon with which I could vanquish

4:15 PM - NYAH-HA: I see straws

4:15 PM - NYAH-HA: NO

4:15 PM - NYAH-HA: POINTLESS

4:15 PM - NYAH-HA: I look right

4:15 PM - NYAH-HA: Paper Towels

4:15 PM - NYAH-HA: NO

4:15 PM - NYAH-HA: POINTLESS

4:15 PM - NYAH-HA: then I see it

4:15 PM - NYAH-HA: gleaming in the cafe

4:15 PM - NYAH-HA: beckoning me to raise it with my might

4:15 PM - NYAH-HA: The Spatula

4:15 PM - NYAH-HA: I hoist it above my head, and charge back unto the breach

4:16 PM - NYAH-HA: I set my eyes on my mortal enemy

4:16 PM - NYAH-HA: NO MORE

4:16 PM - Raiden: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4:16 PM - NYAH-HA: I thrust the spatula into the center of The Poop

4:16 PM - NYAH-HA: It's like stabbing a giant meat loaf

4:16 PM - NYAH-HA: Again and again I plunge the spatula into the center of Poop

4:16 PM - NYAH-HA: It twists in agony

4:17 PM - NYAH-HA: I flush

4:17 PM - Raiden: success?

4:17 PM - NYAH-HA: Each half is still too big

4:17 PM - Raiden: rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4:17 PM - NYAH-HA: I drop to my knees, stabbing and stabbing

4:17 PM - NYAH-HA: eventually, after I draw and quarter it many times

4:17 PM - NYAH-HA: I emerge, changed, but victorious.

4:17 PM - NYAH-HA: Never again will I use a spatula.

4:18 PM - NYAH-HA: or order food that someone uses a spatula for.

4:18 PM - NYAH-HA: For fear that others have faced The Poop

4:18 PM - Raiden: lmfao

4:18 PM - Raiden: good lord

4:18 PM - Raiden: hahahahahaha

4:19 PM - Raiden: hey

4:19 PM - NYAH-HA: hey

4:20 PM - NYAH-HA: http://i.imgur.com/K5lRb.png

4:20 PM - Raiden: LMFAO

4:21 PM - Raiden: I'm off to work

4:21 PM - Raiden: laters

4:21 PM - NYAH-HA: Laters

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