This reminds me of a story a friend told me. He was working at Mcdonalds, someone told him someone pooped in the urinal, and his friend used the tongs in the kitchen to get it out and flush it. He then said his friend didn't wash the tongs before using them again..
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4:01 PM - Raiden: omg dude
4:01 PM - Raiden: just
4:01 PM - NYAH-HA: hmwhat
4:01 PM - Raiden: O M G
4:01 PM - Raiden: http://www.steamgifts.com/forum/A2cT3/the-story-you-wish-you-never-read
4:02 PM - Raiden: taken from the pub caht
4:04 PM - Raiden: i thought so
4:04 PM - Raiden: :P
4:04 PM - NYAH-HA: hysterical
4:05 PM - Raiden: longer than 2 feet in less than 1 minute?
4:05 PM - NYAH-HA: Must be poopin 2.0
4:05 PM - Raiden: under different circumstances it might have been some sort of record
4:08 PM - Raiden: lmao
4:08 PM - Raiden: i can't help but still laugh
4:10 PM - NYAH-HA: That reminds me
4:10 PM - Raiden: not yet
4:10 PM - Raiden: but soon
4:10 PM - NYAH-HA: so, I work at NYAH-HA
4:10 PM - Raiden: ah
4:10 PM - NYAH-HA: and I did a few years back as well
4:10 PM - NYAH-HA: and, I remember this customer coming up to me
4:10 PM - NYAH-HA: with this hollowed, empty look in their eyes
4:10 PM - Raiden: O_O
4:10 PM - NYAH-HA: "The bathroom..."
4:11 PM - NYAH-HA: they said
4:11 PM - NYAH-HA: "It's over there, sir"
4:11 PM - NYAH-HA: I said
4:11 PM - NYAH-HA: "no, no"
4:11 PM - NYAH-HA: "The Bathroom...."
4:11 PM - NYAH-HA: He then proceeded to wander in a daze
4:11 PM - NYAH-HA: out the store
4:12 PM - Raiden: O_O
4:12 PM - NYAH-HA: so, I walk back
4:12 PM - NYAH-HA: I open the door
4:12 PM - NYAH-HA: on the floor is blood spatters
4:12 PM - NYAH-HA: very little, a bit
4:12 PM - NYAH-HA: a trail
4:12 PM - NYAH-HA: so I follow it to its' origin
4:12 PM - NYAH-HA: the toilet bowl
4:12 PM - NYAH-HA: in it is a shit the size of a baby.
4:12 PM - NYAH-HA: about a foot thick
4:13 PM - NYAH-HA: and two feet long
4:13 PM - Raiden: LMFAO
4:13 PM - NYAH-HA: with blood all around it
4:13 PM - Raiden: OH GAWD
4:13 PM - NYAH-HA: I can't imagine how the creator made it
4:13 PM - Raiden: ROFL
4:13 PM - Raiden: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW
4:13 PM - NYAH-HA: I would have called the hospitol if it was me
4:13 PM - Raiden: ROFL!!!
4:13 PM - NYAH-HA: be he apparently left, so shamed by his terrible act
4:13 PM - Raiden: sounds like someone needed a c section
4:13 PM - NYAH-HA: "GOD, WHY"
4:14 PM - NYAH-HA: I shrieked, hammering on the flush handle
4:14 PM - NYAH-HA: to no effect.
4:14 PM - NYAH-HA: Again, and again, horrified, I hit the handle
4:14 PM - NYAH-HA: it only served to annoy the poop.
4:14 PM - NYAH-HA: It was impervious to all my flushing efforts.
4:14 PM - Raiden: oh my gawd
4:14 PM - NYAH-HA: I couldn't let anyone else see this rectal abominiation
4:14 PM - NYAH-HA: so I blocked off the bathroom
4:14 PM - NYAH-HA: went to our cafe
4:14 PM - Raiden: my gut
4:15 PM - Raiden: hurts mrfm laughing
4:15 PM - NYAH-HA: and looked for a weapon with which I could vanquish
4:15 PM - NYAH-HA: I see straws
4:15 PM - NYAH-HA: NO
4:15 PM - NYAH-HA: POINTLESS
4:15 PM - NYAH-HA: I look right
4:15 PM - NYAH-HA: Paper Towels
4:15 PM - NYAH-HA: NO
4:15 PM - NYAH-HA: POINTLESS
4:15 PM - NYAH-HA: then I see it
4:15 PM - NYAH-HA: gleaming in the cafe
4:15 PM - NYAH-HA: beckoning me to raise it with my might
4:15 PM - NYAH-HA: The Spatula
4:15 PM - NYAH-HA: I hoist it above my head, and charge back unto the breach
4:16 PM - NYAH-HA: I set my eyes on my mortal enemy
4:16 PM - NYAH-HA: NO MORE
4:16 PM - Raiden: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:16 PM - NYAH-HA: I thrust the spatula into the center of The Poop
4:16 PM - NYAH-HA: It's like stabbing a giant meat loaf
4:16 PM - NYAH-HA: Again and again I plunge the spatula into the center of Poop
4:16 PM - NYAH-HA: It twists in agony
4:17 PM - NYAH-HA: I flush
4:17 PM - Raiden: success?
4:17 PM - NYAH-HA: Each half is still too big
4:17 PM - Raiden: rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:17 PM - NYAH-HA: I drop to my knees, stabbing and stabbing
4:17 PM - NYAH-HA: eventually, after I draw and quarter it many times
4:17 PM - NYAH-HA: I emerge, changed, but victorious.
4:17 PM - NYAH-HA: Never again will I use a spatula.
4:18 PM - NYAH-HA: or order food that someone uses a spatula for.
4:18 PM - NYAH-HA: For fear that others have faced The Poop
4:18 PM - Raiden: lmfao
4:18 PM - Raiden: good lord
4:18 PM - Raiden: hahahahahaha
4:19 PM - Raiden: hey
4:19 PM - NYAH-HA: hey
4:20 PM - NYAH-HA: http://i.imgur.com/K5lRb.png
4:20 PM - Raiden: LMFAO
4:21 PM - Raiden: I'm off to work
4:21 PM - Raiden: laters
4:21 PM - NYAH-HA: Laters
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