The Best Story You Have Ever Told?

Tell me

There once was a man in space. He died from being in space without a space suit. The End.

Theres a man who posted a thread on Steamgifts, then a mod suspend him. The End.

"Nah, baby, that's big enough. We'll make do."

Rupert the Bear wears yellow checked trousers for no other reason than he is a twat.

Something like that.

That was the best story.

Two rabbits were walking, but they didn't come.

i am writing a book about it.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

I recommend reading Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning by Grunthos the Flatulent, a Poet Master of the Azgoths of Kria. Its an amazing read and such an amazing story.

This Portuguese story
The funny thing about it, is that is a huge story with words only started by the letter P. Maybe the only language that does something like that :P

There was this guy who always YOLO before he SWAG, then he learned it was better to just kill himself. THE END

The pop-tart tragedy is the best story ever told

This is incredibly risky but I have long ago stopped giving a shit about my rep on here