-why did mary fall of the swing?
-because she had no hands
-knock knock
-who's there
-not mary
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Voldemort: Knock Knock.
Harry Potter: Who's There?
Voldemort: You Know.
Harry Potter: You Know Who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
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I did now and it gives the same one as in my reply above, it removes two parts.
You tried explaining it to me before i think, but couldn't get it to work either. (i'd actually google it everytime i use that thing).
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I use this:
¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯need to escape out a few parts
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Knock Knock
Who's there
Letrare!
Letrare in, it's so damn cool out here!
Thanks for the giveaway :P
I know it's pointless, but, wanted to bump :3
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Knock Knock
Who's there
Interrupting cow
Interrupt---
MOOOOOO!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mustache!
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
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I got a great one:
Two men walk into a bar.
Knock. Knock.
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"tell us your favorite joke"
"no favoritism"
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
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Oops. edited op.
No nominating (and favoritism) others*. That was my joke. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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but I like "why did the chicken cross the road" jokes more:p
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Knock knock
Who's there?"
A con.
A con who?
A konrads6 supporter... Free konrads6!
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- Knock knock
- Who's there?
- Boo!
- Boo who?
- Cry baby? Ok! **punch**
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
I-eep.
I-eep who?
Eww, gross!
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Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
very long pause…. - Java.
Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- C++.
Knock, knock.
- Assembler.
Why do java programmers have to wear glasses?
Because they don't see sharp.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary me, please❣ ♡♥
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bump.
Bump who?
Bump your thread!
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Knock
Knock who ?
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
...
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Knock knock
Who's there
Woo!
Woo who
Don't get too excited it's just a knock knock joke.
Yeah i never understood those "jokes". ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No nominating (and favoritism) others please, every joke is a unique gentle masterpiece by itself.
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/xZgzi/noct
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