Polls are great, aren't they? (Inappropriate for Children.)

2 parts semen, 1 part vodka, and a splash of lemon juice. Shaken, not stirred. This is the life I want to live.

I have found a thing :O

Thanks for the Gibs.
and, you need a holiday more they i do, and i need one

Thanks for semen vodka

You gotta admire (or worry??) about the few that chose the semen shot when there was other choices X-S

I actually jizzed in my own eye once by total accident. No joke. My wife thought it was hilarious. I cried.

I shouldn't be on sgifts first thing in the morning.

Are these answers from Cards against Humanity? the second sounds awfully familiar.

I guess I'll take the cumshake D:

Can SexyJesus turn semen into Wine???
I sure the fuck hope so, cause I am NOT drinking that how it is!!!

I voted anal beads, cause they glow in the dark and thats cool

hmmmmm

"The pirate"

Fuck'en hurts!