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Wearing nothing but an American flag, shooting two assault rifles into the air, while screaming "FREEDOM!"
2 parts semen, 1 part vodka, and a splash of lemon juice. Shaken, not stirred.
Eating a bag of dicks. Literally. Like, you have to chew and swallow each dick. They're clean, mostly.
Ejaculating into your own eye. I don't know how, though. It would happen though.
Losing glow in the dark anal beads. You don't want to know where.
How the fuck do I come up with this shit? What is wrong with me? Why am I asking you all this?
Just shut the hell up and give us the giveaways, Sexy.

All I gotta say is..... 'Murca

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Is it odd I voted for "Just shut the hell up and give us the giveaways, Sexy."?

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Yeah, Sexy, it is.

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Oh nice, another bipolar, at least this is not a bear.

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Much better than a bear! (No offense to all the bears out there on SG!)

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Oh imho bears are overrated !

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Yeah, much more like a 7/10, not the 11/10 IGN gave them.

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Bearlisted.

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D:

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Also bearlisted you too.

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Are you going to eat me :C ?

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Maybe, are you tasty?

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uhm... NO ! it's now worth, trust me

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Yes
That is all

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Jizz in my pants...

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Sexy all day long ;)

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Throws off the taste, way too salty.

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It's the best way to get your protein!

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just wait for me SexyJesus

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Oh baby~

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Okay I see I shouldn't include "Just shut the hell up and give us the giveaways, Sexy." if I'm generally interested in the results. (Or I'm rooting for a certain option ._.)

10 years ago
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There should be the option to make polls with only one possible answer. That way you could manipulate the outcome a lot more easily.

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Like half of these comments are mine. Is that sad?

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very ._.
please dont google for a naked man wearing a american flag screaming freedom...

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i don't know what i expected

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Yeah... you are talking with yourself :/

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My face after reading this page

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I voted for potato...

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Someone's been playing cards against humanity :hmm:

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That's where the Freedom inspiration came from :D

Were the others in there as well?

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Voted for the flag. Can I change it to any other country? Or maybe Bob Marley? Even having you on it would be better ;)

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OH BABY~

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I too play cards against humanity.

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What do you mean I "don't want to know where"? Of course I want to know where! That's what "lost" means! I don't know where they are! I'm definitely going to need those back.

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Inappropriate for Children = URGENT, ALL CHILDREN ENTER!

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How big is the bag of dicks? Is it a small bag or like like one of those big garbage bags?

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A paper-bag sized bag.

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Are those human dicks? Or maybe some animal dicks?

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llama's dicks

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I'd imagine human dicks, but you could probably get whatever dicks you prefer :P

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TL;DR, just click random vote.

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don't know what to say to this so just ... thanks

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Oh Support! You're semen, go drunk!

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That doesn't make sense even the other way around o.o

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That was the point.

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^ Double SGDay combo!
Also Thanks SexyJesus!

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Glow in the dark anal beads sound kind of cool, tbh.

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Eating a bag of dicks. Literally. Like, you have to chew and swallow each dick. They're clean, mostly.

i think im gay

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You shouldn't chew dicks...

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thanks sexy :)

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Why is Steamgifts so weird. ._.

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Because you're here. We are all here to weird the shit out of you.

Welcome to the jbondguy007 show!

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I just watched the Truman show again today; that's why I did the other comment. Because you probably wouldn't understand.

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Indeed, I have no idea what is the Truman show. :)

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One of Jim Carrey's first "serious" roles.

Movie is basically a man is filmed live from birth to present; everyone he knows is basically an actor and in on it. That's already spoilering it somewhat.

It's an ok movie.

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Interesting.

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It was actually. I'm sure it's based on an earlier movie or book or something.

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I'm here with you. I don't know what's wrong with them...

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Shaken, not stirred, please.

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