What would you do...

i'd smash my keyboard in any case because i type so fast

A

F.

And my answer is... G!
I would eat a cookie! >:3

C, just to annoy you guys.

G) Create a puzzle for a completely unrelated game (I may end up doing this anyway :P )

Facepalm in shock.

D)

G) Fuck everything

G) Actually... What would Jesus Do?

G) Fart

G) Laugh at my terrible luck and then cry in the corner when no one is looking

G) Start Playing Path of Exile

G) Search steam trades for people trying to make a profit from the devs generosity

H

G) Kill it. Put eggs inside it.

G) drinking next beer ...

D!

G. I'd have gone with E, but I'm not a big enough cunt to enter for a game I don't actually want.

C.

Though with the current setupi I have, neither A or B pose any loss to me.

G) Some line from Pulp Fiction.

E, I'm surprised people actually care about it.

F!

c

E. Not much else to say.