Looking for help in choosing a smartphone

Bloody hi there,

So I never though I'll be making this kind of thread, but yet again, there's always a first time for everything.

So my phone plan recently ended and the company is offering me a new phone that I can choose from. To be honest, I'm not addicted to phones, so last time I chose from variety of phones, I chose the most intelligent looking phone that was out there at that time.

Now before you go to the comments section and write that ONE comment "Pfff. I use the phone only for sending messages and answering calls" or "I'm only using a button phone, what's a smart phone?" and to all you grandmas and grandpas out there, don't post "What's a smartphone?" Please, do understand that we live in this kind of age, where technology is bla bla bla. We're all different and we all have different demands. So right now, I'm looking for a new smartphone.

I'm not addicted to phones, I don't take selfies, I don't browse trough FB or [insert more social links here] when I'm talking to a person or in general. BUT. Yes, but. I do play games, listen to music, go on-line, sometimes take pictures. So I'm somewhat mixed.

Manufacturer: Alcatel; CAT; HTC; Microsoft; Samsung; Apple; Coolpad; Huawei; Motorola; Sony; ASUS; GETNORD; LG; Nokia.
Model: Male-ish.
Price: ~500€

TL;DR

I'm looking for a smartphone. My budget is ~500EUR. I'm a male.

I guess you can't end a thread without a gif?

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