Google is silly

I got a weird URL, too, which gave me this. Which... does not make any sense.

I don't understand anything, but that's nice.

It would be nice if you could translate it to us, english users.

When I go to google I get... google

huh

Google was hijacked by Russians. You heard it here first.

They deleted all the prons from your internets. I'm so sorry for your loss.

Try open the google.com in a new profile / private browsing.

In a nutshell: Google, bubbles, predictions, tracking, NSA...

perhaps they want to tell you about no fap september

No fap for you good sir, I bid ye good day

adjusts monocle and walks out door

try google.com/ncr

it shouldn't redirect you to your country's local version of google

Want to hear something even more silly? So much for privacy in Google :<

&ei= Security code, encoded user identification, timestamp, or some combination of all three. This value is identical for all results on a page, but appears to change page to page. ( source )

I get redirected to https://encrypted.google.com :P