There was blow everywhere, loud pulsing techno filled the room, but, oh, the bitches were in rare form last night... cult was there, with his Ashton Kutcher looks, picking up ladies left and right, it was a sight to be seen. "Дамы, у вас есть по очереди!" He yelled as Irina Shayk, Anne Vyalitsyna, and Natalia Vodianova just would not get off of him. "Существует только одно меня." Then suddenly, Nastia Portyanko grabs him, throws him against a wall and pulls him down, throwing him on the floor, as she yells, "Say, 'Сядьте на мое лицо, и говорят мне, что ты меня любишь.'" confused, cult only knows so many Russian phrases, he does not know what to do, so she slaps him and screams it again, and proceeds to bites his ear lobe.

So there he is, screaming "Сядьте на мое лицо, и говорят мне, что ты меня любишь! Сядьте на мое лицо!" With four women grinding on him, when in comes the cops, needless to say, they were more interested in the blow than they were breaking up the party.

Ah, what a night.

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cool story bro.

13 years ago
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Stole my words!

13 years ago
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I came here to say all of this.

13 years ago
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Loud pulsing me filled the room. o.O

13 years ago
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I find your lack of vodka disturbing.

13 years ago
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I'M WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTED

13 years ago
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Ah Monty Python...

*Сядьте на мое лицо и скажи, что ты меня любишь,

Я буду сидеть на вашем лице и сказать вам, я тоже тебя люблю,

Я люблю тебя слушать устныеИзе

Когда я нахожусь между бедер

Вы меня ударом прочь*

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What do these British comedians have to do with cult's swagger?

13 years ago
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And you didn't Invite O'l Fail!? I see how it is... not taking me out to that party.......... Is it because I have failed you guys!??? T_T...

13 years ago
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hey don't feel sad... I'll take you out to party TONIGHT!!!

13 years ago
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Holy fuck guys stop overreacting

13 years ago
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Bwa?

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  • Tries to reason*

oh no! My powers have failed me T_T...

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that is quite rare... your CPU must have over heated in trying to make sense of it all :)

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Closed 13 years ago by chronicdiscord.