So last night, RJackson, cult, cg and I were at a party...

There was blow everywhere, loud pulsing techno filled the room, but, oh, the bitches were in rare form last night... cult was there, with his Ashton Kutcher looks, picking up ladies left and right, it was a sight to be seen. "Дамы, у вас есть по очереди!" He yelled as Irina Shayk, Anne Vyalitsyna, and Natalia Vodianova just would not get off of him. "Существует только одно меня." Then suddenly, Nastia Portyanko grabs him, throws him against a wall and pulls him down, throwing him on the floor, as she yells, "Say, 'Сядьте на мое лицо, и говорят мне, что ты меня любишь.'" confused, cult only knows so many Russian phrases, he does not know what to do, so she slaps him and screams it again, and proceeds to bites his ear lobe.

So there he is, screaming "Сядьте на мое лицо, и говорят мне, что ты меня любишь! Сядьте на мое лицо!" With four women grinding on him, when in comes the cops, needless to say, they were more interested in the blow than they were breaking up the party.

Ah, what a night.