Who knows a little of Japanese?

You should ask some Japanese guy to bite you. In a few week you will become Japanese yourself. And yes, it includes knowing the language.

It works with any other language as well. And vampirism. And most infections too.

meneldur muyo!

Japanese is strange :P

You might also try LiveMocha. It's cheaper than Rosetta Stone and almost as useful.

try reading some simple japanese books, i find reading is one of the best ways of learning a language

i know "どうもありがとう"

I don't know where you live but I think the best way to study Japanese is by talking to a Japanese working in "Japan Foundation" library. They're friendly and willing to help you and sometime while playing Japanese game like igo, shogi, etc. Japan Foundation is like a Japanese Embassy but for culture and education services (beside JASSO). I think several country have them.
If not, then, get Rosetta Stone. It's awesome.
BTW I ENVY YOU SO MUCH D:

ich ni han = 1 2 3 (i think)

Tsukurimashou, tsukurimashou sate sate nani ga dekiru ka na.

Game Grumps, all day everyday.

google translator

Play shogun 2 =))

ppl from japan duh

Meneldur! It has been 1 month! What have you learned?

For the record, I lived in Japan for three years without knowing the language. Pick up some Katakana so you can grocery shop [most things are in Katakana-English], and you're fine. If you're set on studying though, Pimsleur is good for pronunciation. Linkwords for vocab. Heisig or Kanji PictOGraphix for kanji. Anything with mnemonics. If you can do at least a little each day, it adds up fast.

Does knowing a japanese midget count

everyone who watches animes knows Japanese :D

I know a little Japanese :D

Watch animes!

I just can't get over the fact you applied to a Japanese college and you hardly know Japanese. Good planning there boy. Are you a weeabo?

Well, I only know a little of Japanese from watching anime~

am i kawaii uguu~?

I know it. See: ping pong pang peng pung