Help! im trapped in a server room with a homicidal AI, i need a Paradox

You find yourself in a room.

uhhh......what?

and what?

I don't believe you.

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

Suppose there is a town with just one male barber; and that every man in the town keeps himself clean-shaven: some by shaving themselves, some by attending the barber. It seems reasonable to imagine that the barber obeys the following rule: He shaves all and only those men in town who do not shave themselves.

Under this scenario, we can ask the following question: Does the barber shave himself?

When it comes to paradox's, I like to think of the one from "The Time Machine" by H.G. Wells.

If there's a reason to create a time machine, and then use it to go back in time to erase the event that caused the reason, then you would no longer have had the reason to build the time machine in the first place.

BOOM.

I've always been fond of the simple but bold "this sentence is false".