How to win Darkest Dungeon?

Give it away yourself.

Epic! But Hard as Hell.

improve your level
or buy it:)

Sell your soul

How to win Darkest Dungeon?

1. Enter Darkest Dungeon GA.
2. Get picked by RNG Gods.
3. ...
4. PROFIT!

Awesome hidden GA !!!

1. Create an alt account with 100$ worth of unbundled games
2. Buy Darkest Dungeon with you alt account and create a hidden giveaway for it on Steamgifts
3. Be the only person to join the giveaway, using your main account
4. Win the game!
5. Receive a permanent suspension on both accounts for using an alt
6. ...
7. Profit
   

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there's an easy way to win it, just need to donate to valve.

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You have to finish The Ritual.

Buy the game for a friend as a gift copy
Convince your friend to make an invite only giveaway
Have your friend only invite you
Guaranteed win!

You have to sacrifice 7.4421 goats for Darkest Dungeon. Using their blood to bribe the RNG should get you there.
Serious: You will fare better to work and buy the game. The odds are against you!

Entering giveaways for Darkest Dungeon

Make a fitting party maybe? Or have courage enough to join one!

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Find the one world line in which you actually manage to win the game.

P.S: Praying to RNGsus might help along with the sacrifice of a goat or virgin as mentioned above. I recommend the latter based on ease of acquisition unless you want to go old school. Or you can attempt to make friends wih cg and convince him to part with one of the copies he has in his secret stash.

buy it, make a private giveaway and enter yourself.

Sometimes the only way to win is not to play.

It was a secret, but I'll tell it anyway, because I like you. Here is the trick:
At the next full moon, go to the forest with a virgin chicken and a tuft of hair from the genitals of your loved one. Build a fire, light it, and then start tribal dancing around. After 10 minutes of dancing, feed the hair to the virgin chicken and then sacrifice it in the name of Cthulhu. Then roast it along with potatoes and eat it. Tomorrow morning, you'll find out that you have won Darkest Dungeon. Trust me, it works. ;)

Here is my advice:

1. Start a thread asking how to win Darkest Dungeon
2. Mention in it that You really want this game
3. Wait for someone to pick up a bait and buy You the game

What you need to do is create a thread where you subtly imply that you want the game to be gifted to you. This will get you around begging.

Or ya know, you could just try to balance the 0:7 ratio you have and enter higher level giveaways. But that might just be a little crazy.

If it's on your Steam wishlist, you can go to browse > wishlist on the main page and it will only show giveaways for wishlisted games. You will have to sync with steam if you've added it recently.