This is a Llama puzzle thread. However, it will probably get less traffic because nobody knows who I am.

This thread made possible by Llama. Make sure to give that guy lots of love.

I don't like putting a puzzle in the thread title. So stay tuned.

My puzzle making skills really suck. So... sorry.

9 years ago

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Llama?

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Who the fuck is Llama?
Llama ruuuuuleezzzzz!111
I like Potatoes more
Motorpenis
GTA V
Generic Llama reference

we like you tumalu
from forums.

9 years ago
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Have a buttcone. <3
Seriously, I thought this was a buttcone the first time I saw it.

9 years ago
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godammit
can't unsee
romance is dead

9 years ago
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You're Tumalu.

It is known.

9 years ago
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It is decided. (After typing this, I realize that I don't expect anyone to know this reference.)

9 years ago
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you're no gentleman.

9 years ago
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Who the fuck is Llama?

Spook Chasers; whom are you going to telephone?

9 years ago
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AntisquadSteam Key: BT[]-JHQGV-FAHCM
In case of fire, please [] in an orderly fashion. Whoops, I lost the first letter.

9 years ago
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Too bad urn doesn't work.

9 years ago
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Product Activated

9 years ago
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The Blue Flamingo Steam Key: 7M[]X[]-23Q9F-PGKIV
The Nintendo [] was all the rage, back in my day.

9 years ago*
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damn those ninjas

9 years ago
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Very fast those ninjas D:

9 years ago
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Wiis are pretty fun to play with; and by Wii, I mean weewee.

9 years ago
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nope the answer was 64 :P

9 years ago
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Oh my goodness, you mean it wasn't VB for Virtual Boy?

9 years ago
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Im pretty sure that the Virtual Boy wasnt the rage in anything but those headaches from using it D:

9 years ago
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Parents raged when their children went into comas.

Sorry, that's kind of morbid.

I don't know where else to go with this.

9 years ago
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LOL to that one D:
Dont worry, that wasnt morbid, just a little insensitive for all those comatose children and their raging kratos-like parents D:

9 years ago
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I like you!

9 years ago
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So we rubbing off other people just to get noticed by senpai?

9 years ago
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He requested it. Making these puzzles are fucking difficult, I must say.

9 years ago
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Urja Steam Key: J3WMI-[]I-N2Q87
Time for some math. 2 + 2 + 7 + 9

9 years ago
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again those ninjas -.-

9 years ago
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What. You weren't supposed to get that one!

9 years ago
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i didint, i mean i solved it but some ninja did it in 10sec

9 years ago
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Am I being too obvious? :P

9 years ago
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YES llama would never do something so simple

9 years ago
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Nah, You're good :P

9 years ago
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Missed it. :c

9 years ago
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I'm so bad at this...

9 years ago
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2279 is the answer.

9 years ago
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And here I thought the answer was blowing in the wind.

9 years ago
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I didn't realize it was addition; there was no equality sign.

Puzzle too hard.

9 years ago
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Misleading puzzles are the best!

9 years ago
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That's all the puzzles on SteamGifts for me.

9 years ago
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I apologize for being a jerk.

9 years ago
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No one called you a jerk; just a wolf in sheep's clothing.

HA HA GET IT CUZ AVATAR HAS WOLF IN IT...

9 years ago
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Hero of the Kingdom Steam Key: BVHFH-[]9Z0-VDYTI
Today, I accidentally knocked my cup off the table. QQ. I watched it fall to the ground in slow motion and shatter into a million pieces.

9 years ago
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thanks :)

9 years ago
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Edit: ok not ninja :P

9 years ago
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Missed it again..wai :s

9 years ago
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it wasn't kingdom but urja,you messed up :P

9 years ago
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I think you still had the window open from when you tried Urja. Check your library, which game did you get?

9 years ago
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but i did't get urja before wtf,its kingdom ok

9 years ago
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IgA didn't work; that's in tears, right?

Or was the answer commas from the QQ?

9 years ago
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It was QQ

9 years ago
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The best irony would be if there were hidden characters in my comments that equated to ITH puzzle or hidden GA.

9 years ago
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._.

9 years ago
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You checked.

I am sorry.

9 years ago
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I usually check everything xD It all good

9 years ago
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QQ D:

9 years ago
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so easy, yet to slow

9 years ago
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Oh well, our time will come :P

9 years ago
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We are like vultures, looking to Tumalu with hungry eyes waiting the next piece of key D:

9 years ago
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You should be thanking Llama, really.

9 years ago
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Nevermore.

9 years ago
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Wasn't that a raven?

9 years ago
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Quoth the vulture to the raven.

9 years ago
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inMomentumSteam Key: 4[][]9[]-B3HVK-P99E8
Hm... my remote stopped working. Should I get off my lazy ass to change the channel? Nah, I'll get some batteries.

9 years ago
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Still means you have to get up off your lazy ass.

9 years ago
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Touche.

9 years ago
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YES! That was EXACTALLY the reply I was hoping to see. :P You have my respect.

9 years ago
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OMG, 9 second and already claimed D: Those ninjas! D:

9 years ago
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what was the answer?

9 years ago
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AAA D: That was very easy D:

9 years ago
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puff

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Certainly the most honorable of losers.
Also, you're not a loser.

9 years ago
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Yeah. I'M the only loser allowed here.

9 years ago
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i already have the game and finished it but thanks

9 years ago
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You cant call yourself stupid or slow, remember you are battling against ninjas, how can you be a match against their leechjutsu, botjutsu or battle experience? D:

9 years ago
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leechjutsu good one Sir :D

9 years ago
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Well, not everyone use leechjutsu, but when you redeem in less than 10 sec a puzzle key... well, i cant even match that powar D:

9 years ago
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Hidden tasers set at 169,140,120 volts work.

9 years ago
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How can you hit them if you cant see them? D: Stupid and sexy ninjas with their universal camouflage D:

9 years ago
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You hide them in the keys.

9 years ago
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That is a good idea D: Or much better, i will gift fake skyrim keys and them they will discover those are Secret of Magic Crystal/bad rats keys when they redeem it D: evil laughs

9 years ago
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Or even better. Add in a hidden code that turns their ENTIRE steam libraries into copies of the Atari 2600 game ET.

9 years ago
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You sir are a evil man D:

9 years ago
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Why thank you.

9 years ago
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aw that ET idea MASTERMIND!

9 years ago
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Have you ever heard of those B-21 batteries?

9 years ago
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No, but that definitely looks like it could power a remote.

9 years ago
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We are experiencing technical difficulties. It seems I have lost my sponsor. 30 minute recess so that you're no longer locked out. I apologize for the inconvenience. I'll let you know if I start again, because I don't want to you to kill your F5 key.

9 years ago
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Wait what? I'm just here because I heard there would be butt touching..

9 years ago
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Butt touching? I wasn't aware of this.

9 years ago
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Then I have been lied to.. damn it!

9 years ago
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You could just... start it. I have the worst ideas ever.

9 years ago
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Start it? I was just here to watch..

9 years ago
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I'm sure you could convince someone to butt five another person.

9 years ago
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That sounds like it could cost me alot to make that happen.. but if anyone wants to do it for free.. I'm game!

9 years ago*
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Dont worry about F5 keys, they are born for that, being pushed hard, they like things hard, thats why they never complain when you pushed so many times D:

9 years ago
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He's dead, Jim!

9 years ago
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Llama is kill ._. RIP

9 years ago
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he gone.

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9 years ago
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is this going to be another all-night giveaway that makes me lose sleep?

9 years ago
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Probably not. See below.

9 years ago
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During the intermission...
6:58 PM - OldLlama: My ducking Internet just went out
6:58 PM - Tumalu: ducking?
6:58 PM - OldLlama: Autocorrect
6:59 PM - OldLlama: This is bulldog
7:00 PM - Tumalu: Yes, I know it's bullshit
7:03 PM - OldLlama is now Online.
7:03 PM - OldLlama: I'm so passed
7:04 PM - Tumalu: Pissed is an understatement.
7:11 PM - OldLlama: Cable company says it is my whole area. I Call bulldog
7:29 PM - OldLlama: FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SPIT
7:30 PM - OldLlama: Let my fans know that I've been banished to the third world of Egypt or some shit.
7:31 PM - OldLlama: So many games to give. So few interwebs

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PIECE OF SPIT LMFAO

then again, he's a llama XD

9 years ago
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Bulldog & Llama sounds like an amazing buddy cop show..

9 years ago
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Has his name always been "OldLlama" and not "OddLlama"? Have I been reading it wrong all the time?

9 years ago
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He recently changed it. It was IdlleLlama for a little while too. I wanted to tell him that idle has one L in it. But I didn't want him to spit on me.

9 years ago
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oh thank goodness.

9 years ago
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All this is win

9 years ago
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Summons the dark spirit of DuckofWar

9 years ago
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I hope this works. I feel pretty bad that this party was so short lived. :(

9 years ago
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Normally, my interwebs comes back within a few minutes after it goes down. However, it's been half an hour and I don't want to keep everyone waiting for Llama's ducking Internet to come back. Bulldog. Massive apologies!

9 years ago
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Does that mean I won? :D

9 years ago
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Does anyone object?

9 years ago
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I do!
Edit: Not really.. but someone had to..

9 years ago
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No... I definitely won The Ship or something. Maybe Bastion? :D

9 years ago
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Llama power!

9 years ago
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Llama cult 4eva!

9 years ago
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We must prepare for Llamageddon!

9 years ago
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We love you Tumalu, even if you don't own a motorpenis. <3

Also, did you know that "Motorpenis" is an actual song by black metallers Impaled Nazarene?

Lyrics:
Can you hear the engine roaring aloud?
It is on its way to this town
Motor action phallus - 666 ways to die
Turbo driven satanic seed
Shake it baby
You need it
Motor action phallus - 666 ways to die
It has never felt this good
This motorized drive
When this shit is over you are ready to die
M.O.L.O.
Don't you just love that electric shock
When my penis murmurs inside your mouth

View attached image.
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I would be too embarrassed to buy a motorpenis, whatever that is.

9 years ago
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Ask Oddllama, I'm pretty sure he owns the copyright.

9 years ago
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closed this video at 0:18,thanks

9 years ago
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Does a motorpenis meatspin?

9 years ago
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Probably. But I'm NOT gonna check meatspin again just to make sure. Got me fooled once... that's enough. O_o (never click on links sent by your coworkers when your boss is around, this is a friendly advice)

9 years ago
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tfw llama is using multiple accounts

9 years ago
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I'm not Llama, gorram it!

9 years ago
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OMG now it all makes sense.. You're Bruce Wayne & he is Batman.. Meaning you're one in the same.. MIND BLOWN!

9 years ago
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I don't even... What?

9 years ago
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yes agreed!

9 years ago
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No, we all saw Llama and Tumalu being chase on the news the other week. They are two diferent llamas.

9 years ago
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9 years ago
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Nah that's just Llama & his sexy female sidekick filming the first episode of their new cop comedy Llama & The Bulldog

9 years ago
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This is honestly the most unbiased poll I've seen. Normally one has 80% of the votes.

9 years ago
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Well, Tumalu. You're special.

9 years ago
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Son, you're special, you were born to do great things.

9 years ago
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New page vote:
Fail [ ]
Win [ ]

9 years ago
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You're five replies off, my friend.

9 years ago
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Frieeeeeeeeend

9 years ago
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You've got a friend in me.
Edit: That sounds so wrong. Toy Story ruined.

9 years ago
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MY FUCKING INTERNET IS BACK!!!

9 years ago
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fu

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*Ducking

9 years ago
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duking fasck

9 years ago
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Hooray! and I managed to find this thread just now, missed you llama.

9 years ago
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yay welcome back

9 years ago
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133 comments late...

9 years ago
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You didn't miss much. You're the life of the party, afterall.

9 years ago
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Tum, you give out all the games?

9 years ago
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Yes, I've been stalling for about an hour. :)

9 years ago
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well fuck. sending more

9 years ago
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Round two will begin in five minutes. Remember to spam Llama with thank yous.

9 years ago
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ok Bruce Wayne ;)

9 years ago
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thanks tumalu for the games, llama is the biggest leech of em all

9 years ago
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I'm pretty sure it's the other way around.

9 years ago
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Calling out! Reported!

9 years ago
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reported for spam

9 years ago
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So I came back just in time for round 2? (after missing round 1 completely)

9 years ago
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Time to sharpen your rock.

9 years ago
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Rock? You mean drill?

9 years ago
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Hegemony Rome: The Rise of Caesar Steam Key: ABN2I-ZV[]4-F0G0H

Forza. Sound it out.

9 years ago
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Oh what. I own this already. You tricked me!

9 years ago
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Thanks :)

9 years ago
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10 Years After Steam Key: KYE9C-BLGW5-24[]
[] = Moving Picture Experts Group. Without Me.

9 years ago
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Parental Guidance is suggested.

9 years ago
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I just gave you a lot of games to puzzle away. Puzzle them away.

9 years ago
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Where's the fun in that? :P

9 years ago
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Closed 9 years ago by Tumalu.