Dear SteamGifts,

Somehow I found Wasted on Steam and looked up my profile and friends profiles just out of curiosity.. So, after being bored with that I saw that I was like 23194124# rank for steam hours.. so my curious nature got to me and I went to see who had the Most hours and number one.

What I found was QUITE interesting.. everyone that was between Rank 1 and Rank 15 had over 100,000 Hours... might I just say... ****ing IMPOSSIBLE! I know for a fact these people hacked there profile somehow.. as if my math is correct. there is only 8048 hours in a year.. since steam was made that would only be 80640 Hours.. So, How in the world does Rank #1 have 2284912 Hours.. and 19410 Hours in one game.. He'd have to keep his PC on for almost 2 years never exiting the game. Ontop of that.. the second person on the list I looked at had 75.5 EXACT Hours on EVERY game She,Him,It had.. in it's profile in the last 2 weeks..

Now, I guess what pisses me off. Is, I wish I could do this so I can add all the offline hours i've played.. :'(

EDIT: So, We as a community have narrowed down what it could be and came up with the following 5 conspiracies(I absolutely hate spelling that word).

A: Steam Time Machine or Time Travelers are now coming to the past

B: Microsoft Clock

C: Opening Multiple Windows then leaving them open for countless hours to increase your hours...and your electricity bill.

D: I am SAM. Or, are you Sam?

E: Steam Error Graciously made you look like a God among Gamers.

EditX2: Not really related. But, I was taking care of a small abandoned liter of week old kittens(I think the mother was hit by a car as she never came back for the kittens) and have had them for about 6 days now and have been feeding them every 2 hours with KMR so they are putting on weight. Unfortunately, When I woke up today to feed them I found one of the kittens had moved himself away from his brothers and sisters. He wasn't cold so we brought him to the vet and unfortunately he died on the way :'(