How would you kill wolverine?

Lets throw this into the mix.

Wolverine exists in our reality and you can only use things from here. No superpowers or anything like that

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From X-Men? Strap him between two powerful magnets.

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Yup the x-men. Would that really work?

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Well, Magneto's been able to control him using his magnetic powers, so Adamantium must be magnetic. And if you strap someone who is magnetic between two powerful magnets, it should rip them in opposite directions. If the magnets are strong enough, it'd be lethal. Sadly I can't find a working video of that scene from Futurama where they execute Bender with two electromagnets on either side because they think he's Santa. But it's like that.

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There was a storyline about 15 years ago where Magneto ripped it all out. He got meaner.

Turns out all it did was slow his healing factor down, and he had natural bone claws.

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Ah, well I stopped keeping up with X-Men a long time ago, so that's news to me. Also, 'natural bone claws'... really? That's stupid. That's 'superman can shapeshift' stupid.

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First wolverine had is "natural bone claws" then we "joined" project X and he got is adamantium sharp claws

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I uploaded the clip and despite the fact it was private, it immediately received a copyright strike on Youtube...

My other clips from episodes are fine though.

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Quite sure Magneto can manipulate all metal? And metal doesn't always have magnetic properties...

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According to google, you're wrong.

"Magneto controls magnetic fields to a ludicrous degree. In the comics, this has been extended to the point of knocking people unconscious by slowing/stopping the flow of iron to their brains.

He cannot control non-ferrous (non-magnetic) metals. This HAS been used against him, notably in the construction of the later-stage Sentinels, which were made of non-ferrous metal and plastic."

Like I said, I don't keep up with X-Men so I don't remember it myself, but that's what the X-Men wiki claims.

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If he is right in the middle of the two magnets, the total force is 0 (as both magnets pull every magnetic particle in his body and the forces mostly cancel). If he is not in the middle, he will just get pulled to one side.

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Talk him to death.

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kitten cannon. berry deadwry

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Try to make him scratch his balls.

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If we don't use is claws it's fine.
but well thought

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The ol' superman standby-- fling him into space.

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I came up with the same solution

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so sad! tear

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Why ask? Got one in basement or something?

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Pretty sure you'd have to remove his adamantium skeleton first Magneto style, then find a way to vaporize him. If you left anything behind, he'd just regenerate a new body. A sure solution would be to drop him into the sun. Even if he could grow back anything, it'd just instantly be destroyed again.

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tank full of highly corrosive acid, corroding and eventually destroying his adamentium bones, with no adamentiom protection his spinal cord is affected, thus his regeneration as well and eventually he dissolves totally.

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With hugs and kisses, such a cutie^^ Wolverine

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Hire Squirrel Girl.

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Throw him in the sun. I'd give him 10 milliseconds tops before he breaks down into nothing

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How would one throw him into the sun?

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Well, you have to mind control Thor or the Sentry to do it...

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  1. Mount magnet to spaceship
  2. Pull Wolverine to him
  3. Launch spaceship
  4. ?
  5. Profit!
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Unless you own the right to author X-Men stories, you can't.

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^ knows how to party

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You got to fight. For your right. to pa-a-a-r-r-r-ty!

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A guy I worked with once was a professional trapper, and he told me that suffocation via submersion in water (aka drowning) is the suggested, humane way to euthanize a pest. I never heard of anyone with a wolverine infestation, but there's a first for everything. Good luck with your problem!

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While that doesn't sound very humane, drowning Wolverine is the most efficient method of killing him. His son, Daken tried to kill him this way once and was killed himself using this method. It's worth noting Daken also has a healing factor.

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I didn't think it was humane either, but he assured me it is. Maybe he was crazy?

I didn't know that wolverines name their children. And I didn't know that we could communicate with wolverines in order to find out the names of their children. Strange and wonderful world we live in!

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What people usually mean when they say something is a humane way of killing something is "It doesn't make me feel quite as bad when I do it this way". Very few studies (zero?) are actually done on how to kill things/people without causing them pain

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Are you talking about the animal?

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thatsthejoke.jpg

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I will never really understand how people can find drowning "humane".

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True.

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Drowning =/= euthanasia

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Decapitate with an adamantium blade would work i guess.

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in the comic, the Muramasa blade could finish him off.

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Yeah Muramasa ftw, cut to pieces or just right trough the heart

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forgot to ask the junkies this question: can Wolverine be killed by drowning, since that was how he killed Daken?

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Logan himself has stated that it's possible and probably the only reliable method to kill him.

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Kryptonite or throw at him 1,000 copies of fortix.

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Any Marvel junkie worth his salt should know about the Xavier Protocols which detail how to deal with each and every one of the current and former Xmen if any of them ever go rogue (no pun intended). Wolverine's entry states:

Long range attack, sever the head, and place the head and body far apart.
Note: This assumes Wolverine is without his adamantium skeleton.

Assault Team:

  • Archangel
  • Cyclops
  • Jean Grey
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Good point. If Jean was strong enough, she could probably telekinetically rip his head off.

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Wouldn't the anti-healing factor bullets, which killed Sabretooth, be enough to off even Wolverine?

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Make him a gift with collection of the best Bieber's songs

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Well, there is a "what if" comic, with a possible solution. I don't remember the name but it has the punisher as the protagonist.

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He is immortal bro

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No, enough trauma can kill him, but he heals too quickly for normal methods. He still needs the necessities of normal humans, like food, water, and oxygen, but in lower quantities because his body is adapted to rigorous conditions. The best way to kill him would be decapitation. He needs his brain to function, just like every other human.

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You can't kill him in our reality with no powers..

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