Let's save the princesses and kill the evil wizard and his companions

tl;dr - Stomp around in a robot, shoot, overheat, die. repeat.

Tl;dr - Have your backpack stolen right after the game starts, go make money, buy small toys that reference other games and ask for directions a million times to find some guy. Also, you get into a lot of fights.

tl;dr - If you get shot in the foot, you die.

Eh, due to the replies, I guess I'll edit it a little. You get shot ONCE, you die.

tl;dr you kill a bunch of guys... maybe.

tl;dr: Normal, Athletic, Aggressive, Discreet

get rid of the rats

...oh yeah....and the invisibility too :P

It's good.

Oh how we laughed and laughed,
Except I wasn't laughing.

Crowbar.

3 Empires in an endless war.

You pick your hero, you kill enemies.

tl,dr - You're the captain of a ship, and all you want to do is find your companions. You do it to some awesome music though :D

tl;dr I pwned nubs

You go for "something". But it's "something else". Oh wait, it was "something entirely else". Nevermind, it truly was "none of the above" and my brain became ooze.

And there is "something more" after the credits. Oh wait, it's "more of a something else". Jeez...

Om nom nom nam nam

tl;dr - Pick a girl. Walk around the forest. Things don't turn out well. Her childhood is over. Repeat.

tl:dr: "You ARE a fat little cave worm who needs to learn how to say no to cake and pie. I have no cake and pie here for you, fatty bottom"

Save a nation from an evil scourge and maybe have some sex along the way if you want.

Killing guys before they don't even know that you are there....

The only thing you hear is her frozen arrows finding an enemys heart
(it has nothing to do with the thing above^

AAAAAAAAAAAHHH TOO MANY SPOILERS~~~~~~~~`

BADASS CRATER OF BADASSITUDE