Corrupted wish game

Wish granted, but the mine ran out of gold decades ago

I wish for nothing. ahuehuehue

wish granted, you have nothing below your belly.

i wish for a nice pizza

granted but it was moldy...

I wish I had steam gifts

Granted, you have 10,000 copies of SMNC making your inventory crash whenever you view it.

I wish I had a million dollars

Granted, but they're Canadian dollars noooooooooooooooooooo

I wish this game didn't exist

Granted, but the next morning you try to view the site, you see that it is closed down by the FBI. After that you are stormed by 10 Navy seals, ans taken to a middle eastern prison for not trolling hard enough in your last post.

I wish i was invincible

Granted. You are put in a self-sustaining life-pod that is invulnerable where you can live out the rest of your days alone.

I wish I had a better toothbrush.

Granted. but your toothbrush transformed into a horseradish and raped your teeth.

I wish i hab a pizza

Granted, but the pizza is made of plastic.

I wish for some cash and a bottle of Sprite.

Granted. You now have cancer. Ass cancer.

I wish I had a puppy.

Granted, and you order the cutest puppy, after searching for hours online. But when it time for the puppy to arrive you get not one a cute and lovable puppy, but instead it is nine tubes of various sizes all with a strange and stagnant odor, and a card that says "have fun with your new friend, couldn't get a good deal for sending on packeg but got a great deal for nine"

I wish for a New watch

Granted, but your new watch will be a genuine fake

I wish i had no home work, QQ

Granted, you end up in car accident that leaves you in a coma for the rest of your life.

I wish I were immortal.

Granted, you are now Betty White.

I wish I had a balloon.

Granted. Your balloon is mistaken for unauthorized aircraft and World War 3 begins.

I wish to achieve enlightenment.

granted - you become fully aware of the exact method by which your life will end and the fact you are powerless to prevent it
(wow but we're a dark bunch aren't we)

I wish I could become invisible at will

Wish granted, but u cant change back and no one knows where u went and no one misses u

i wish for a new computer

Granted, it's a Comodore C64.
I wish I had Quiche

Granted. Your quiche is the greatest thing you have ever eaten. Everything is perfect! So perfect that you can no longer stand the taste of anything else and soon starve to death.

I wish I had unlimited wishes that were only granted in a fashion I wanted them to be.

Granted, however you completely lose your imagination and are unable to come up with a wish for anything more complex or interesting than, say for instance, a meal you would like right now.

I wish for a cure for cancer.

Granted, but you accidentally drop the cure and it gets destroyed. Then you get cancer yourself.

I wish for an incorruptable wish!

Wish granted but the topic closes for inactivity and we get bored again.
I wish Santa was real and no, not zombie, mutant, alien or any other weird variation. Just regular Santa.

Granted, but he never gives you any presents. I wish to give my wish to the next person and they have to do it. ;)

Granted, but the next wisher wishes for something you never wanted to happen.

I wish that I could win just one single steam gift from this site!

Granted, but the DRM only allows one install, and the product was rushed out the door with no patch yet, and the bugs corrupt your OS, forcing you to reformat your HD and reinstall everything.

I wish for world peace.