Corrupted wish game

Granted. Every human on the planet except you dies suddenly and unexpectedly. There is no more crime and no more war. Now it's up to you to clean up. Hurry now, it's starting to smell.

I wish Steam Gift points accrued faster.

Granted but u got banned from steam gifts

I wish for more skyrimz giveaways

Granted, but they are all Russian cd-keys!>:p

I wish i could think of money and it would appear!

Granted, but they are all counterfeit bills. So when you use them, you get arrested.

I wish for a sandwich which has been injected with a lethal poison.

Granted, but the antidote is actually found in the natural proteins within the bologna of your sandwich, preventing your death.

I wish that the next person won't respond to this comment.

Wish granted paulderoy, at the cost of leaving everyone else insane and trolling

I wish I knew where babies came from.

Granted you parent show you, how you were made in a twisted Hollywood style Blockbuster event, inviting many producer in the industry, in which your parents sign an agreement for 2 yrs, to make said movies only to force you to watch them.

I wish i could control metal

Wish granted

I wish there were five days in a weekend for a seven day week

Granted, but those days are all Mondays.

I wish I didn't have to wish to corrupt other people's wishes.

Granted. Any future attempt to be clever results in seizures.

Wish I had a full, single two-liter bottle of pure Mountain Dew.

Granted, but the bottle is a solid piece of plastic, necessitating cutting it open and making a mess to reach the contents.

I wish I could fly without the use of any external craft or mechanism.

Granted, but you have to eat this. Once ingested, you will be like top gun.

I wish the next person ate quiche.

Granted. It was the most delicious thing of all times, and you will never taste it.

I wish Soviet Union reformed.

Wish granted. With the Soviet Union reformed, Yuri appears too. The soviets make a hell march, but the allies come. Now all you can hear is mind controlled zombie-like soldiers and "UNIT LOST".

I wish I had a wish.

Wish granted. But that wish is just going to be ruined just the same.

I wish for hope.

Granted

I wish that i could Dance

Wish granted but u got into a traffic accident and got paralyzed neck down

I wish for 4 more points to enter Torian's giveaway

Wish granted, but at the expense of being banned shortly afterwards.

I wish for Pluto to regain planetary status.

Wish granted, but Pluto's new planet status upset Earth and accelerated the speed of global warming.

I wish for Skyrim to be free.

Wish granted but your hands fall off. I wish I hadn't wished

Granted, but since you have created a time paradox, you are now perpetuity stuck in the state of wishing and not wishing

I wish that i could work for Capcom

Granted, you now work as a leader of big team creating a new awesome game, game is about you getting raped and killed, after you created the game they fire you and hire you again as a janitor

I wish for a new phone

Granted. You now have a fisher price rotary phone.
I wish I had all of the fantastic comical kung fu skills of Jackie Chan.

Granted. You have Chan skills but everyone else has Matt Damon skills therefore cancelling yours out.

I wish I had a stripper.

Granted but the stripper is a 80 year old grandma

I wish to control time