Q_Q I didn't know that CV was based on the current Steam API values!

So now I'm going to bitch about it because anything I don't know is unfair!

You didn't tell me you wanted to go out for dinner, so how the fuck am I supposed to know that your stomach growling means?
What do you mean I have to pay you back when I take a loan?
When was I adopted?
Why doesn't Sarah call me back?
Am I really that fat?
Why wasn't I told earlier that an F doesn't stand for Fantastic?
Why did Santa stop buying me presents?
I thought all men had boobs!

You're all an insult to my life!

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