What do you do with a kappa?
Link add & GA Start
The day of destiny is near( ｢'Θ')📗BUMP♪
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I always vote for a hug for Kappa 😊💚✨
Unfortunately, sgtools does not work for everyone
https://i.imgur.com/IPwmJpn.png
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🥒Thank youヽ(=´Θ`=)ﾉ🥒
Perhaps do not fall in love with cucumbers.😨💕🥒∑(･Θ･ﾉ)ﾉ
Whether alien or terrestrial, the presence of others changes our perception like a rolling ball.
By the way, may I take this Venerable Master of the Cucumber Order off the earth?
🕴😎🕴＜Hey♪ Area51! Invitation!
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Need a supplementary explanation?
I watched the videos in order from the top ...
The lyrics in the top video are tragic about love ...（🥒）
(There seems to be an anecdote to that song.)
The second is ... no explanation needed.😉
As long as people do not harm others, they will be free to do whatever they want.
Humans who toy with cucumbers are sent to UFOs.
Third, creatures that feel the force of cucumbers need an honorary title.
It's okay. Every day on Earth, humans also have the right to eat cucumbers.(o'Θ'))yup yup
That comes with the obligation to grow cucumbers....😋
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I laughed at the plan to launch this September.
By the way, I think the cucumber thief is my job, but it looks like you had a replacement.
He was KO'd in one shot.
Oh the dreaded human race...it was a means to fish us out with cucumbers and take care of us.XD
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Incidentally, I have been fooled by a similar trap, "fish that smells like cucumbers".
Osmerus mordax dentex - Wikipedia
https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osmerus_mordax_dentex
キュウリウオ - Wikipedia
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%82%AD%E3%83%A5%E3%82%A6%E3%83%AA%E3%82%A6%E3%82%AA
It is "cucumber fish" in Japanese.
It can be found in the Sea of Japan, Sea of Okhotsk, and North Atlantic Ocean and can be eaten.
It seems to be abhorred by the locals as "fake shishamo".
Shishamo - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shishamo
When I am served shishamo and cucumber fish, I prefer to eat the former because it smells like cucumber but does not taste like cucumber at all.
Shishamo is delicious. (if it has a few eggs in it).
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Happy early cake day Kappa! Always a pleasure to read you on SG, have a cake and a cocktail on me!
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Wow! (Θ`∩) 🎆↑Volume UP↑🎆
These are both cocktails and cakes to enjoy!
♪ ((o(´Θ`)o)) ♪ Thank you♪
By the way, the SGTools link is viewable at View Source.
Location? It's near "SGTools."
Gentlemen, you don't have to say it.
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They will consider changing the rules of the world so that one day there will be enough cucumbers.😁
Bad people who harm others are sent to cucumber farms after death.
The four knights guarding the four quarters will not release them from their hard place until they produce enough cucumbers to fill their bellies and offer their surplus. They will spend what seems like an eternity starving and fatigued.
What a joke.
By the way, did you know? The food for the residents of SimCity is "🥦broccoli🥦".
If the food for the inhabitants of the human race becomes "🥒cucumbers🥒" perhaps the time will come when we will not feel uncomfortable.😄
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Thank you(*p'Θ'q)♪
Soon that day will come again this year.
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I kept going to the bakery, asking for carrot cake, and they kept saying we don't have it sir, so one day they had carrot cake, and i told him how disgusting it was.
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A man walks into a vegetable store, orders carrots and honey, which he then presses into a block and serves in a cake tin.🍯🥕 🥫
Probably made in such a horrible manner of manufacture. The name of the country of the canned goods I cannot tell you.
It's a nightmare day for cucumber haters, but by all means, put on a blindfold and shake hands with a kappa.🤝
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this is a kappa, it is not a pokemon. do not throw balls at it. only feed the kappa cucumbers, no pickles are not cucumbers(anymore). a fun trick to play on kappa's is to offer it a cucumber and toss it a zucchini, do so at your own risk as lack of sufficient cucumbers will lead to cravings for human meat.
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They are generally true.(o'Θ')) 😺
Note that we are omnivores, so anything other than cucumbers is fine.
Of course, cats, humans...no, nothing.😋🥒 🙀
By the way, last year we talked about Pokeballs.
Your SG Cake Day will be coming soon.
Perhaps we will say hello again, but I wish you a good day.
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thanks for reminding me. the cake day would of probably passed me by. good thing i got that Ukraine bundle
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I thought it would be non-possession because it was a limited number and many people would not have it and there are a lot of bad people these days.👿👀…⚖It's time for the reckoning of sins, right? 🛸
But in fact, it seems that the residents of SG have bought them all up.😂
Perhaps we are one step closer to peace.🐾
If so, do I need to consider adding a GA? Is that so?∑(´Θ`)
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Early happy day, Kappaking, here's a gift for you :)
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day soon(*p'Θ'q) Yup♪
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The kappas are provided with three meals a day and a retreat where they can enjoy playing games and stay idle.✨📺ヽ(=´Θ`=)ﾉ🎮💻🌴
shhee, you got my dream up here. If I even try to do this garden work and/or other tasks materialize.
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The Story of the Mexican Fisherman
The Story of the Kappa Fishman(o'Θ'))ooO（🎣🏡💻💺🎮📺🥒🌴）
It is a good time to be pensive.
I decided to try to be a kappa too, so I decided to prepare a plate and wear it on my head.📡)))) 🌌
There are options that might allow us to quit these people.
Note: Effects vary from person to person.
Caution: serious side effects may occur
Note: Kappa is not responsible for any😉
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Thank you(*p'Θ'q)♪
ε-ε-ヾ( 'Θ')ノ Aniversary Soon♪ ヽ('ω' )ノ-Θ-Θ
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To know that the world "does not yet understand you" is the greatest virtue.
If humanity can make the effort to know, we will one day have the best time of our lives.
Incidentally, there are often clues to understanding things lying dormant in the comments section.
Perhaps there is something you would like to know.✨
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(*p'Θ'q)🥒 Thank you♪
Hopefully the situation on earth will settle down and people will be able to enjoy it without worrying.💕
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Cucumbers on cake?
Well if that makes you happy; happy upcoming 🎂 day!
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(o'Θ'))Yup♪Thank you♪
Well, between you and me, I will gently pull all the cucumbers instead of candles out of the cake and eat them later in various flavors.
If I do not seal the cucumbers in my stomach, the world will look like the picture.
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I have bad memories of April 1st. But of course that's me. I hope you get lots of cucumbers, cucumber cakes, cucumber jam, cucumber ice-cream and cucumber candies.
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I have bad memories of April 1st
Me..too...
I was told that everyone was coming for a birthday celebration, so I decorated my home and prepared food for everyone and waited excitedly for humanity to arrive.
None of the people who promised to come came.
When I checked with them, they said, "April Fool's Day, right?" And...
Perhaps if such an experience had been had twice, the human race would be in a state of death.
Rest assured, no such accidents have occurred in the past at SG.
Good. The future continues a little longer.(人Θ'o)📺💻📺
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Bump and meow and happy... happy... sorry I can't say it. Got PTSD.
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Thank you(*p'Θ'q)… !?PTSD?
…
Some cats mistake it for a snake and it looks like this.
Of course, there are cats who like cucumbers.
However, I have a problem with it because it takes away my food.
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This year, the answer to the universe is approaching 42.
One jigsaw puzzle to add.
If you are really curious about what's inside, please don't ask that question,
The link should help you understand.
⌚Please note the time limit.⏳
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It is a possible outcome of the cosmic law of cause and effect that the chicken will charge into the KFG, become delicious, and then arrive at my house with cucumbers on its back.
Right?(o'Θ')) 🌌
Am I mistaken about the chickens of the earth?
I am sure it will liven up my unoccupied room.
And it will also satisfy my hunger....
Oh, I'm so hungry...
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With those chickens, the cucumbers would be automatically replenished. It's half and half....
But wait...
It increases by one-half of one cucumber every six seconds.
It is one cucumber in 12 seconds.
In one day, 3,600 7200 cucumbers could be replenished.((＿ﾛ(･Θ･｡)゛Oh...no...I seem to be hungry and crazy.
...
If it also regenerates from severed cucumbers....
There will be a possibility that our cucumbers will be buried in the cucumbers.
The more cucumbers you destroy, the more cucumbers may abound.
In that case, the universe is.=🥒
Okay, the answer is going to be 42.
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I'm sick of it all and ask you to hit the restart button on the planet. ∑(´Θ`)っ凸What!?
10(12%)
Hmm...
You want me to talk about something to do with the reset button?
The branch when humanity mistook a nuclear attack for a nuclear attack is subject to reset.
Speaking of which, there is one thing I should tell humanity.
Homepage | NOAA / NWS Space Weather Prediction Center
https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/
*fix link add.
G3 (Strong) Geomagnetic Storm Watch now in effect for 31 March, 2022 | NOAA / NWS Space Weather Prediction Center
https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/news/g3-strong-geomagnetic-storm-watch-now-effect-31-march-2022
G3 (Strong) Geomagnetic Storm Impacts
On Earth, expect the possibility of such problems for about an hour during the hours when the sun is out.
Soon the Earth's satellites will be out of tune.
Soon the GPS will go bad.
Please do not press the missile button, mistaking it for a military action or a nuclear attack.ヾﾉ･Θ･)NoNo...
In the past, these solar flares sometimes caused mines and landmines to malfunction and explode.
Power transmission disruptions can also occur, but they will be mainly communication disruptions rather than power transmission disruptions.
Now, enough with the bad joke...😉
jigidi has resolved 1 person so far. Congratulations!🎉
Good luck to everyone else if you like the giveaway.
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X1 Flare (R3 - Strong Radio Blackout) on 30 March, 2022 | NOAA / NWS Space Weather Prediction Center
https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/news/x1-flare-r3-strong-radio-blackout-30-march-2022
👀…I hope that everything will be safe and I will be able to eat my cake tomorrow without anything happening due to malfunction or misunderstanding.
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M9 Flare (R2 - Moderate Radio Blackout) on 31 March, 2022 | NOAA / NWS Space Weather Prediction Center
https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/news/m9-flare-r2-moderate-radio-blackout-31-march-2022
Unfortunately, it is not April Fool's Day.
It seems that the radio has been ousted on my birthday.
It seems to be a quiet day when such phenomena have occurred in past wars.
Coincidence, of course.😉
Thanks to all who wished me a happy birthday.(∩´Θ`)∩🎂🥒
Have a peaceful day. Steam─((ヾ('Θ')o('ω')ﾉ))─Gifts♪
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Tell me a funny joke.
But it has to be super funny....
Or else!
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Joke.. Umm.. joke..Will the space translator come up with a tasty joke?🔥💻🔥
I have no choice but to tell you a story about the old 🌏 army that I remember from my past.
In Earth's military, parachuting teams have jumped off without parachutes because the ground was snowy.
📝
Three Polish military officers in Siberia. Escaped from a concentration camp!
Then, under the watchful eye of UMA, they trudged thousands of kilometers to reach India!
Yeti('ω'人'Θ')Good man! 📝
I thought these were jokes, but they seem to be true stories.
And by the way, it is a true story that my birthday is April 1.
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Ok that was funny. As an official SG priest, I am now giving you a blessing
blesses you
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ミミミ💧💧💧💧💧
Thank you(´･Θ･`)ゞ
When my plate is moistened, my mood is moistened.
I have recently been blacklisted by the parachute unit against me, so I have reached 100 people. :p
It is probably due to the fact that I have chased bad kids around SGTools for a long time.
Instead, I'm about 400th on the whitelist of everyone in the SG community, so that's a happy story.😂
In any case, waiting for the event of more people being unintentionally hurt to end soon.
Otherwise, humanity will sadly have less time to play.
I believe that a few days a week, humanity needs to throw reality in the trash and face the game.
Will I receive compensation in cucumbers from the human race for taking away my game time?(´Θ`*)
The reason for the compensation is a claim for damages against some global citizens who prevented Kappa from celebrating his birthday in a joyful way.😋
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･.:+:((´-ω-)-Θ-`)):+:.･
Thank you♪Have a happy day(*p'Θ'q)🎉
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Happy Cuke day Kappa ;)
May this year bless you with lots of good times and as few of the bad as possible. And lots of cucumbers of course because where would we be without cukes?
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If there were not many cucumbers, the human race would perish.
( ;･ω･´)What the hell!!!(･Θ´･(`･ε´･; )
Humanity lies in the morning and comes to terms with the fact that it was a lie in the afternoon.
And on April Fool's Day, in the morning, I'm getting married this year! but they can't get married that year.
So, "The world is dying!" I hope that by insisting that this is the case, I will be able to solve this year's problem.
Speaking of which,I visited the shrine.
After that, I went out to buy a scratch lottery ticket because the lottery ticket I have been buying since the traffic accident has not won at all for about one year and four months.
I bought 900 yen worth.
The result was... I won 500 yen.
I believe that perhaps I have reached the starting line of my lucky fever.(*p'Θ'q)yay!
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Heh well at least you won something back. Best I've ever done at the lotto, as well.
Have a better one, Kappa ;)
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The SGtools giveaway ends in approximately 9 hours.
The JIGIDI giveaway will end after approximately 12 hours.
Don't forget.
I was a little out of shape so what I couldn't add today will probably be postponed into the near future.
As long as we are alive, we can play the game again.
Let's take it easy, prioritize our health and keep a proper distance from reality.(｡-Θ-｡)ooO（🥒）
Someone bought cream puffs from a store called Shortcake and gave them to me, somehow they are the size of an adult palm. ...... It was hard on my stomach..
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April 1 of this year is near.
It is an annual event.
[Somniloquy]
"That day" is 🎂
You can check out what we said and did last year here.
You may also refer to earlier actions and deeds.👀
Now, has mankind kept its word about this?
If you have often seen my disturbing behavior, you will understand.
Those who have kept those promises probably have a future.
Those who do not keep those promises will probably repeat the world of the past.
Go ahead, repeat until you feel comfortable.
Each time you repeat it, you will start over as an innocent baby. Repeat the past "now" like a child enjoying a game, forgetting that it has been repeated, and repeat it until you are tired of your own actions.
This time, "toohard" went on a long vacation, so Puzzle's schedule died.
Therefore, my "bedtime story" that I sometimes put at the destination where I solved Puzzle was described.
You don't have to be particularly concerned about it.
These are like a small "curse" that questions only "the person concerned".ヾﾉ･Θ･)
Why don't you forget about my bedtime stories and play Undertale?
I had prepared it here... but my friend inadvertently looted it. ■━⊂( ･ω･)彡BUMP☆`Θ。)
Perhaps the looters will make amends to me by September.
Or they will start all over...either way.
So much for the poisoned airwaves, but honestly, the only memories I have of last year are back pain from a car accident and days of rehabilitation that never healed.
There were bears in the riverbeds, habitats were threatened, and nothing good happened.
More recently, just before winter set in, a tire suddenly went flat while driving and nearly wreaked havoc.
The exception was that I was able to get most of the time to play the games you all gave me at SG.
That was the best thing that happened.
Maybe a car accident or a corona enhanced my radio reception and made me strong enough to cause the downfall of others, but that's the fault of the bad people who harmed me, so please give it up.
[SGTools]
[Lv2-3]
https://www.sgtools.info/
Regional Restrictions: China
I am unwilling to have people not get it due to regional restrictions, so I will have other prizes....
((｢ﾟΘ。o)Find FInd..( ｢ﾟΘ)) 🌕
There are still a few days until my birthday, so things can change if I am in good physical and mental health and if I have good luck in the lottery.
♪ ((o'Θ'o)) ♪
I wish you all happy days.📆
Take care.
Take care.
Let us show our will to each other.
Only in peace can we be silent.
When it is not, you know what we will do.( 'ω')σ)'Θ`)♪
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Oh..Is it time to align 42 Answers to the Universe?
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If you all do not behave well, I will also act unmannerly.
Please be careful.
(For example, I will run off into space without handing you a box of 🎁 side by side.)😂
A bad joke must not become a reality.😋🍖
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