Funny shit you did when you were young

I posted in a thread asking about the crap I did when I was young. I totally regret it. :|

I was a ****ed up brat when I was young. As in, I won't post certain stuff because there are people who would find it disturbing or sick.

I am 24 years young and do all kinds of funny shit, just the other day I ran over my own foot with a trolley.

I pooped my pants.

When I was young we didn't have facebook, myspace, and maybe a handful of people had AOL accounts. HAHA. Boy I remember playing Chex Quest on our windows 95! Those were the days.
As far as stupid stuff I did as a kid... I used to run around the woods near my house and pretend I was hunting some crazy monster, but the next morning I discovered that I had apparently rolled all over poison oak while in the woods and I found out I was very allergic to the stuff. Ya, I actually have some scars from that too, nasty stuff. And that's why I prefer to keep my activities inside

"Another interesting thing I ran into, apparently half of my statuses on FaceBook in 2009 were all advertising for some website I made when I was 12. Here is the website, made around 6 years ago"

i guess some things you never grow out of =P

I used to eat earth when I was young. ._."

I annoyed my Mum so much she threw me at a wall and I had to get my head literally glued back together. I call it my "Humpty" moment.

I also remember not giving a single fuck when I played F.E.A.R., but LEGO Racers scared the shit out of me so I gave the game away.

When I was 11 years old I joined an online text-based RPG community and completely fabricated 3 people to be within the community. It was like RPG within an RPG. For about 3 years I continued on in this community as those three people. Adreil (16), Vanessa (20), and Natalie (19) (none of which are my actual name). I succeeded in making a 14 year old and a 16 year old become infatuated with "Adreil". Not exactly the hardest thing to do with internet boys but considering the fact that I was 11 at the time it was rather devious of me. I'd even talk to these people all at the same time as the 3 different girls. Even looking back as an adult on some of the chat logs, the way I changed my speech pattern, spelling, and diction for each character was scary.

Adreil was basically the main character as Vanessa and Natalie as supporting. Natalie was her sister, Vanessa was her cousin. Adreil ended up as one of the admins on the site as site designer (very simple site designing but design nonetheless; I was promoted to this role when I was 12 but even at that age I was good at looking at code made by other people and imitating it enough to get the effects I wanted) while Vanessa became an assistant manager who moderated things. Natalie wasn't quite as active. She was only there to provide occasional tid bits about Adreil to make people more interested in her. There was even a 32 y/o man who came to be really good friends with Adreil. Before you cry out "pedo" though, he really wasn't. He just made a lot of the RPGs that Adreil participated in and eventually got to talking to her. He became like a friendly father figure on the site. As for the two boys.... oh gosh. I feel so bad thinking back on them. It was a veritable romantic drama that I scripted out for those poor devils. I even used a fourth unnamed character to create a "troll" basically who knew random things about one of the guys and for the life of him he couldn't figure out how this person knew stuff about him and he got very angry...

There's just so much to this whole story that I can't even be bothered to write it all out but I really wasn't a very nice child.

A big regret I have was getting caught up in the Pokemon craze. All the money I spent (I mean my parents spent) on card packets just to end up with "ok" cards when I was expecting Omega Dark Charizard Hydro Foil Limited Edition Platinum Version Legendary Series cards. That being said, I thoroughly enjoyed the film........................................which I may have recently re-bought.

When I was around 6-7 years old, still at school, I pissed in front of the teachers as a joke, because of my friend.

I asked my middle school teacher for a handjob before I hit puberty.

Never believe what your known-to-be-devious friend say, especially about something that he claims would get you better grades and make your parents proud. (She did not tell my folks but she made me swear that I would never say that word again. Fortunately, I am comfortable at breaking promises made when I was a kid.)

Shot myself in the palm of my hand with a cap gun, while trying to prove it's not working. Not my smartest moment. Even worse, I was told that would happen if I am not careful and that I should never point it towards anyone... Well, if you're gonna be stupid, better to shoot yourself than someone else.

I bought three copies of Neverwinter Nights because I kept losing/scratching one of those damn 4 CDs. All that money...

I used to play the "base" game in the woods with my friends. We would build a 'base' out of branches, make traps all around it for the sake of defense, pick up some heavy sticks and beat the hell out of the other team. Then we took slaves and made them drink from a puddle or something like that. Good times.

When I was like 4-5 years old I thought I'm growing up very fast and I need to learn 'the adult stuff' (because it's about time, right?). So I french-kissed all the girls in my kindergarden. Good times. My parents, however, were not proud when they heard the complaints.

"I was looking through my FaceBook, when I noticed the crap I put on there when I was young." Facebook is not that old :)

Anyway, i used to lose my house key a lot. My mom used to tie it on a shoe lace around my neck to prevent me from losing it. It didn't work. They all went to key heaven. ALL OF THEM.

Looking through my early facebook posts.. Man, I have not changed much since back then.

When I was a kid, I was horribly pervy for some reason (and I'm talking about way before puberty set in). I can remember spending countless hours playing Leisure Suit Larry on my Dad's Commodore Amiga 500, trying so hard to see five seconds worth of badly-pixelated nudity. Kinda' cringe-worthy when I look back on it.

Needless to say, when the internet became a thing I was one of the happiest kids around. dies laughing

I did stupid stuff ಠ_ಠ

I never save old facebook posts, I try to keep it clean. I pretty much delete all histories and don't save logs of anything. But when I was in folk high school I peed on a girl's chair and cup. I peed on some flower in the hallway. I pooped on a piece of toilet paper and left it for some girls to see. In high school I chewed on used pantyliners, masturbated many times per day in classrooms and toilets. Sometimes with the door intentionally left unlocked. I wrote "pussy" on a toilet wall with my poop.

I still do some things that most people would consider to be childish, weird or dumb. For example I poop on the floor almost daily. But I don't really regret anything I've done. Except maybe some things I haven't listed here;p

I REGRET NOTHING!!

But, TBH, I didn't use facebook in the 90's.

We used to throw mud and/or rocks at the old lady's house who lived across the street. We used to point lasers at her windows at night until she would come outside screaming "Leave me alone you devils!". We used to throw firecrackers and all kind of other skyrockets in her yard on new year's eve just because we knew she had a phobia on explosive things. Heh....she still loves us.
("We" means me and my childhood friends, my brother and...shortly all the kids from our neighborhood.

Not sure how old I was, but I once climbed a bookshelf so it fell over me.

Then I saw my mom in the bathroom with a bucket with red water.

"Is it juice?"

"No, its blood."

That's what I remember.

I would have to kill you, so better not post it :D

My mom always tells me how when i was little i basically pooped on everything, the walls, my parent's dresser and even inside the VCR. I also made a hobby of locking my mom up in the basement whenever i had the chance, I'd turn out the lights and watch how she was frightened to death because of the spiders. There's been times she smashed a window to get out.

I think i'll skip a generation and pass on the kids. Must have been some funny shit though!