Whose **** do I have to suck to win something around here?

You don't have to suck mine.

If you can post a public video of yourself performing fellatio on a donkey, I'll buy you 5 games of your choice on Steam.

If you do not like donkeys, a Rottweiler or horse would suffice as well.

Mine. I'm seriously. I'll make a private giveaway for Fortix just for you. All you have to do is suck my dick. c'mon.

That would mean I sucked 39 cocks 0-o

Lumbergh's.

posting this question decreased your chance to win by 90%

I like where this is going :3

I like this guy... He doesn't beat around the bush...

do d*cks where given

Ah!I can't belive I missed this thread!
Bump for awesomes!!

Damn, i lost my opportunity to win Skyrim. Well, thanks anyway.