Hollywood, WTF HAVE YOU DONE?!!

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Seriously, Hollywood. You're trash.

How in the world would you think that making a remake of Scarface would be a good idea?!

This is madness!

You can't remake a masterpiece made in 1983 you idiots! The legendary movie that GTA Vice City was based on! You cannot do this to us!

This only proves that you, Hollywood, are drowning in a sea of lacking imagination and money, so you go ahead and remake true cinema masterpieces so you can make more money. You are disgusting. And I hate you.

Tony Montana will come back and show you it's little friend.

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jatan11t

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I didn't ask for this...

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BahDerb

Affleck as Tony Montana?

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ViTALiTY

Might as well kill myself right now.

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chairmankao

Let's do it together. :(

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Fostr

I think that is gonna be Nicolas Cage.

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Pangalaktichki

Well, at least it's not Tommy Wiseau

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RanchMeAmadeus

Affleck as The Avengers too

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Vapourizer

Dang didn't notice your comment :c

11 years ago

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Vapourizer

Affleck as Batman too

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BongoGT

Omg I wish that would be better than the original!

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SoulNibbler

Affleck playing George Washington playing Tyler Perry in Dead Presidents: The Movie 3D

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CHTonRage

First Robocop. Now this. Hollywood is now shit of shit.

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GotDayum

The only movies that are really major blockbusters now are cheesy sequels (Fast and Furious 8: More Fake Bullshit) and comic book movies.

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puNDuKE

Good point! And why the hell do people buy into it? I rented The Avengers and I didn't really get what made it special it wasn't that great...

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EveryShadeOfLife

Probably because you aren't a braindead comic book nerd.

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ap0

I think it was an okay movie. But not the best. Deffo not to be one of the greatest grossing films.

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KaiserTroll

At least we get the new Machete movie, Machete Kills.

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fern3000

Robocop actually looks good tho...

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midnightshooter

I want remakes of Godfather trilogy,Good Bad Ugly, For a few dollars more & Fist full of dollars.

Affleck starring in all of them.

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Zapek

I bestow upon you, the one and only, crown of the best troll on SG :3
Of course those latter remakes shouldn't have Morricone music but instead some dubstep and nakid ladiez!

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ap0

nekkid ledd1ez

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1PaC

Can't wait for the Godfather remake! I'm sure it will be dark and gritty!
/sarcasm
P.S. Watch Carlito's Way if you haven't. I'm surprised at how many people haven't watched this movie.
EDIT: midnightshooter beat me to it...

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ViTALiTY

I did mate. I am a huge Al Pacino's fan and I have loved that one too.

Nice mention.

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DaMiggy

ok! youre ready,come in here motherfuckers, you think big time! fucking DIE big time! EPIC 10.000!!!!
ps. nice tune with samples from
clicky

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NB264

Weren't the Scarface with Pacino already a remake of an older Scarface?

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mbishop94479

Yes, it were.

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ViTALiTY

Yes. But that's enough of remakes.

They made one. It worked amazing. Now another one? For fuck sake.

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Ketchua

How do you know the next one won't be amazing too?

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ViTALiTY

Because it's not fucking Al Pacino.

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Kiru

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ap0

Because it won't.

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Ketchua

Reasonable enough.

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Dunther

^this

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emwearz

This^

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ErrEff

Exactly. This thread is so dumb.

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Kiru

But not a 1:1 remake.

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Mew2

The World is Not Enough should be canon.

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godprobe

One of my greatest anxieties is the thought that one day, someone will decide that it's a good idea to remake The Matrix.

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playingcards

why would you say something like that? now i have one more thing to be paranoid about </3

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Hammersmite

+1 Now that is a movie that might have a good remake if it happens but i swear to god if ben affleck gets the role as neo if the movie gets a remake then im going to insane

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BearHugger

Maybe they can remake #2 & #3 in to good movies.

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Pesm

2 and 3? The matrix never had sequels! :D

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veloxus

This thread is now about legendary movies that should never get a remake.

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Dirtman73

I hope Hollywood never plans to remake Big Momma's House, cuz that would kill me.

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chanquete000

Not happy ^^ my avatar for a longggg time.

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Icebound

Oh god no.

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theMadArgie

Man you gotta undersand them, they need the money to buy more good quality cocaine. Every often they run out of coke and they need to get more so they come up with these lame ass shitty remakes.

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Tonyturismo

Hollywood is a joke. Movies nowadays are awful, don't even bother getting angry at this. It's just not worth your time.

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twistedmetalero

man i cant wait for a remake of scarface 2014

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HillaryClinton

Never saw Scarface, always looked terrible to me.

So meh.

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PPG113

You should watch it even if its meh to you.

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HillaryClinton

It really doesn't interest me and it didn't help when everyone around me was obsessed with it to the point of extremely annoying during HS.

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diabLo2k5

The amount of fucks is worth to see it...

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cowbell

Another PG-13 version.

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LSD

"Your mum" -- Holywood.

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ap0

Hollywood*

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LSD

"Holy moly, that's what i call wood" -- your mum.

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xth3rm4lx

oh hollywood

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Gramis

The day i lost faith in Hollywood was The Indiana Jones movie. Seriously, aliens?

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BearHugger

Yeah, because voodoo magic and melting faces are every day occurrences.

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PPG113

Well "voodoo magic", is really just a system of cons intermixed with chemistry. Its rather easy to melt/dissolve someone's face too.

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CaligoClarus

The very first one had "aliens" and/or magic however you want to rationalize it, in it.

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Ev11

Now i want Indiana Jones + Aliens movie.

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1PaC

Indiana Jones vs Aliens vs Predator. Indy whips them all to death. If the Robocop remake is a success, they could also throw Robocop in the mix.

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RexDraco

Fuck it, throw in Darth Vader as well.

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blindio

raiders had the ark of the covenant their was no aliens their, you could argue magic for the arks abilities i suppose but itd likely offend every devout member of the abrahamic religions to call what their god does magic

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CaligoClarus

Well those people are notoriously touchy i suppose, but you think they'd be more offended that I implied that their angels were actually aliens.

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BearHugger

If you don't want to watch it, don't watch it.

I don't understand why people feel such ownership over movies.

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RolandOfTheDeep

Don't worry as long as they don't redo a classic masterpiece like Planet of the Apes or someth- What's that? They did?
Oh... Well, they wouldn't dare ruin Indiana Jones, a much loved series of adventure movi- Wait... The last one had Aliens? Don't be ridiculous, why would anyone want to put those in there?

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xFidelCashflow

a re-remake of Scarface? wh...why? who?...what...

oh no. nononono. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE.

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Bombe

Just don't pay for a ticket.

Prove to Hollywood that we won't tolerate this madness.