bump for being fast!
reminds me of a brilliant moment i had the other way(not swearing just funny), me and two friends played pool at a bar somwhere, and a friend wanted to post a selfie holding beers, and then i said out of nowhere "i like my beer just how i like my selfies, unfiltered" we cracked up xd.
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I am open to anything. It doesn't have to be swear but something I can make fun of.
For example the Hagrid guy he likes telling me "I will kill you boy" So once I went there prepared.
After he said that I replied according the Verse this and that that behaviour is going to cause a huge problem for your soul.
Would you like to continue anyway?
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Dick is also kind of offensive
But if you know any swear which we use dick inside maybe we can use dick as a name inside.
Like
suck my dick - suck my Dick
Right now it is not an organ but a person
And if there is a more polie version of sucking maybe we cn add it too
Like shit -> poop
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So let's create something funny and clever.
And please feel free to make non offensive jokes about anything.That sounds like a contradiction to me
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My friend, who is not a Christian, once had a nice talk with a catholic priest, visiting his house on the outskirts of town on a pastoral visit. He invited him in, they had some tea. When the priest was leaving, a bit mindlessly my friend wished all the best in the New Year to him, his family... and especially to his wife and children.
Depending on how well your friend takes jokes, you could use on him a translated proverb from my language - instead of "Thank you" saying "Let God repays you for your kindness with plentiful and healthy children" ;)
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I invited some friends for to talk about different thing like politics, spiritualism, philosophy, psychology etc
There will be a ex university dean asistant, painter, massage theraphist, spiritual consultant, advocate and more.
But I need help about two specific ones: Priests
Don't get me wrong I love thise guys
One of them keeps on saying "I am in love with you" and I replied "Aren't you married to God"
And other one is like a big brother for me. He is huge, bald, long beard and definetly looks like Hagrid. I sat on his lap and play with his beard or steal food from him etc. So they are dear friends of mine.
I am thinking about a very clever prank kind of thing.
I want to prepare list of swears which are forbidden and what we can use instead.
For example
Bullshit- Holy Indian Cow's Poop
Ass Hole- Black Hole (quantum mechanics maybe?)
Go to hell- Paradise lost (john Milton reference)
So let's create something funny and clever.
And please feel free to make non offensive jokes about anything.
My priest friend's are Christian, I live in a Muslim country, I have all kind of friends, I dated a shaman and I am a Jedi Apprentince.
Enjoy :D
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