Umm.. Football bores me 90% of the time - I never watch it, unless I'm at a friends' during some big tournament and a big game is on, or I'm in the city at bars where all the screens are full of the games. Maybe 2 or 3 games a year, and then only because it's inescapably around me. I never really watch any sports for that matter. Only serious videos about martial arts techniques. But that's not remotely close to sports.

There, now you actually know a little bit about me. Have fun making up more intriguing, creative insults now you've actually got something to bitch about more.

How smart trying to dodge my point about "you don't know shit about this person and their post says nothing that can in any way tell you anything about them, which makes your insults prove you to be the fukkin' tool, not him" by trying to do the exact same thing to me by filling in in your head that I'm a football fan and am therefore defending him.

Now listen very carefully, I will say this only once (and you seem to not exactly be the sharpest tool in the shed) - I chose to defend him because your parlous asinine, abrasive (google can help you with definitions here) post was entirely unwarranted; after first insulting the sport, not its' fans (although you claim that the fans are the problem and indeed - it's a bit strange to hate a sport with such fervour), you immediately jumped on a poor guy who was defending a sport he likes (by doing the exact same thing you were doing, although somehow when he does it, obviously it must mean he's an idiot, unlike when you do it, right), then suggesting he was the idiot instead of the real idiot in this equation - the guy you look at in the mirror every day.

I disliked how mean you were being for no reason, even going entirely off-topic on your first comment here on a thread from someone asking for help in buying a fucking game, and the idiotic way you were going about things brought me to say something about it as it made you such an easy target for me to line my sights on and take down a notch. As AtomicWoodchuck said - "BOOM! HEADSHOT!".

And this was the teabagging that comes after. Have deez nuts.

I feel sorry for your matha. I'll burn a candle for you.

Nahhhh, of course he's not. Come on, how could he be? Him? AtomicWoodchuck? Nahhhhhhhh, come now, don't say such sillywilly things now pardner! :P :D

Well, unlike the pros, we try our best to avoid excessive contact with it :)

EDIT: Oh - just noticed... Now I understand your post! "Foodball" :) Sounds an intriguing variation on the game. This guy is already on the case...