Funniest reviews in Steam

And i thought this was the funniest until today. Skyrim

"A group of males handcuffed me and took my pants off.
10/10 "
DayZ

Diaper Dash. 10/10.

You Need A Budget is my favorite.

"Kind of like EVE Online except there's no subscription fees and it's with real money."

Diaper Dash

"Ruined my life. Five stars."
http://steamcommunity.com//id/schmaltz/recommended/440/

A classic.

My friend recommended Source Filmaker and said, "Our Gabe Newell who art in VALVe HQ, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done on earth as it is in Steam. Give us this day our daily deal, and forgive us our console purchases, as we forgive those who trespass against Steam, and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the evil Origin. For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Gaben."

whenever I need a good laugh I come to this topic.. epic reviews :D

At the risk of self promotion, I submit a review I wrote long ago for Super Meat boy:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ElvisPrime/recommended/40800/

Meat-tastic!
You'll be playing with your meat all day and night.
Its super punishing, but well worth it.

for payday 2 ---> http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/reviews/?browsefilter=toprated&filterLanguage=english#scrollTop=0

This guy's reviews. There's a lot of them, some funnier than others, but really worth the read if you've got nothing else to do.

Super Hexagon: it's like Skyrim but with hexagons

Bullet Hell games negative reviews in a nutshell. Probably not as funny as most examples here... well, except maybe this one. :D

I came across this one tonight :D

Here's my review of Skyrim:

"Here's what I want to know: WHO THE HELL KEEPS DELIVERING FRESH VEGGIES TO DUNGEONS FULL OF DRAUGR?"

There is one that I found interesting: Picture

PS: That's a review about Loadout.