Bump.
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station.
“I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”
“Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant.
“No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”
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At the top of every giveaway description is a number, the number represents what level each giveaway is <3 Each level has 3 giveaways except level 5 which has 5 giveaways <3 :)
All aboard the lame train!
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