No, I don't like raccons.

Can you lick your elbows?

Nope, Do you banana?

No. Do you hate rice?

no, are velociraptors the best umbrellas for asians??

No.

Are coral reefs the best umbrella for Sudanese?

No.
Is this just another pointless thread?

Yes

Are you my mummy?

NO, coz I just bought my smartphone last week :P

Do I suck? :(

No

Who The Hell Do You Think We Are!!!?

nomnom

do you know from what game is the symbol from my avatar?

Yes

Do you like bacon?

yes

Can you add 'Timmaeh the superuperduperJoe' to your profile? ^.^

No.

Do you think I'm an egoist asshole ?

nop

can i post again?

yes, why not :D

did you ever drive in your car and found yourself lost in the woods so you got out and met a talking bear which picked you up and brought you to it's cabin just to make sweet love to you?

yes...:( but we watche a movie, no sweet love. ^-^

do you try to lick your elbow?

No

Can you check my new profile name please?

Yes.

Can I thank you? >:D<

Yes

Can you twerk?

Maybe, haven't tried it yet ^^

Are you bored (also at OP)?

No. Thanks!

Do you like Minecraft?

Yes.

Did the Chicken cross the Road ?? xD

No. I played the game and it was a Freeway.

You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
Which do you choose?