Well, that was confusing.

I always take into consideration that people wanting to enter your home are just scouts.

I was way too confused at the time it was happening to appreciate it, but when I sat back down at my computer I realized just how silly it actually had been, and figured it was worth sharing. :P

I pitty da fool who now blows into Sooth's flute

I never said I made it easy for them. :P
Technicalities over me having had organs to begin with or not, the end result is still the same- I didn't lose anything extra by the end of the encounter. :3

Second to last paragraph. :)

The main issue is that nontrinitarianistic beliefs usually base within separating Jesus from God, to some degree, rather than knocking down the borders of the trinity to fuse them into a single absolute, non-faceted being. As I said, that was both new to me, and something I couldn't find any denominations to match, when I searched it out.

I like your style... Much less time-consuming than the old "But let ME tell YOU about MY religion now; I am sure you will be interested and immediately join my cult, errrm, club!"

That seemed to match the best, but I've been under the impression that LCG simply removes the conception of the Holy Spirit as being its own a separate entity, but otherwise keeps to the same general conceptualization of the Trinity (or rather, Duality).

I'm guessing this is BL bait,

I can't make any sense of what you're trying to say.

I thought the whole One God == Holy Trinity thing was settled by a "leap of faith" and they were indeed the same thing?

Also no idea what you're trying to say, but- Trinitarianism, a common element among all but a few denominations of modern Christianity, is the belief that Jesus Christ, the Holy Spirit, and God are all separate facets of the same being. They're all part of God, but also separate beings.
The most common alternate belief is that Christ was simply Son or Prophet to God, and not equatable to God; other belief systems remove the Holy Spirit from the Trinity, but retain that separation between the remaining two facets. A system that removes facets entirely- while still retaining the divinity of elements other than God alone- is a concept new to me; I've never encountered a denomination with that belief structure before.

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You may or may not have money. You probably have organs.
Organs can be sold for money.
Ergo, I think it's safe to say they were after your money.. by way of your organs.

Geeze, you'd be in trouble if a Congressman ever came to your door- they'd just filibuster you into submission. :P

(But yeah, the lack of them trying to give me anything was yet another unusual element of this interaction. That is pretty standard, as well.)

Well, I mean, I asked them from the start to leave me be, that I wasn't feeling well enough to take visitors- but then (as they ignored me and kept talking) they got all weird with what they were saying, and I started feeling compelled to try and clarify things. :P

Honestly, in a way, still less weird than the church that came by once and told me they'd never heard of the concept of church music before (and were confused even by the concept of choirs, when I tried to bring the conversation down to a more accessible point of reference).
Needless to say, that (evidently deeply miserable) church didn't get any further attention from me.

Oh, and we've got a church that keeps leaving mail in local mailboxes telling local African-Americans that abortion is an ungodly practice that they're only tricked into thinking is acceptable due to the white man's agenda- that the white man uses abortion as a way of keeping power over African-Americans, and that they should cease abortions immediately to reclaim their right to God!

..or something like that. It was phrased pretty by-form to typical hate speech propaganda and anti-abortion propaganda both, which apparently end up resulting in a rather magnificently awful end combination.

Oh, and then there's the local cult..

In retrospect, religion is really, really ..eccentric over here. o.O;

Much in the way of what is assured to the poor on Earth, everyone is only guaranteed a metaphorical home. :P

I hafta admit, it's the first time I've encountered a religion wherein their afterlife is the scam they're pushing.. >.>

Ok so we all have a house in heaven and we dont pay rent but we do pay taxes for it right?or they said no taxes also?