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If you checked Steam summer sale by now you'd know their event this time is "choose your own adventure" type of thing!
So let's see what you got at the end, post yours in the comments. :]
This is mine.
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Punch first. Ask questions later.
same :D 1+
identity theft is no joke jim! 1+
This should have a fedora and a whip to go with it.
Got the gorilla scientist badge
Oooh what's about?
"As a gorilla of science, you are five hundred pounds of knowledge-pursuing primate fury. Are you going to do experiments with that test tube? Or crush it between your three-inch fangs while ripping someone’s spine out? Who knows. You’re unpredictable, and that’s your greatest strength."
Reminds me of the first episode of the short lived tv show The Middleman where an ubersmart gorilla was using his gifts to take over the mob.
Who says you have to make the world a better place just because you're a smart ape?
As did I. And that is one unfortunate looking border. It's REALLY easy to see something other than the intended image there...
oh I didn't bother looking as I just pressed random things for the choices but yeah wow that is one bad border. Someone should've looked at that more closely!
Glad to see it's not just me. Maybe I just have a dirty mind...
+1 for fat monkeys team XD They got their ideas this time, haven't they? XDDD
Imma Gorilla gimme bananas!
Me too XD
+1 best of both worlds, I guess..
the avatar frame sucks big time tho - looks more like a frog to me lol
Oh had someone else say that to. No matter how you look at that thin its hard to see a gorilla. look far away enough all your see is 6 pack that turns barely into a face
all I see is a frog with a crown 👑
makes me think of that fairy tale & now I try to decide whether the princess kissed the frog or threw him at the wall ?!
damn astigmatism ..
I am also an paranormal professor. Everything else as an riddle afionado would have been disappointing.
me too! 🤝
Hey, I got the same badge as you. I like the avatar frame cause it goes great with my profile picture
Oooh that does look perfect!
It's like you were really born to get that badge.
Funny thing is, I did it all at random. I would really be sad if I got some other badge due to different answers. This one is just perfect
Gorilla Scientist it is.
I fricken love the writing! You know the person/team had fun doing it and a part of me wishes this becomes a regular event.
Yeah, I didn't mind it too, was refreshing this time!
Might be useful for some, what you get based on the choices you make
My hero! Thank you :3
mvp for some!
damn should have read further down before starting it!
Gorilla scientist. Whoever wrote the narratives should get a raise because I laughed out loud several times.
Even just the descriptions on the badges made me laugh out loud.
The Paranoral Professor... badge?
🔮┐(´Θ`)┌✩...👻 👾 🛸 💀
Steam must have overheard my information. There is no doubt about it.
It's coming from the plate of my head.
It irradiated the human race with poisonous radio waves.
It was exposed by Steam.(ﾉΘ`)
There is no such thing as a privacy setting. ;)
The ghost would've fit me much better :(
Gorilla Scientist here, what's about the references to the Honda Element and the sum of $37000 which recur in some of the pages?
Two path results...
...gets The Paranormal Professor.
Choosing the opposite...
...gets The Trailblazing Explorer
Not responsible for typos...
Pages 32 and 37 seem to be missing.
got the gorilla scientist. whatever...
but these stickers man...apart from the cute doggo they're basically all nothing but junk cluttering my inventory. again.
too true about stickers
I got The Masked Avenger only because it has orange theme =)
Pretty funny thing :D
I got Paranormal Professor. I usually love CYOAs but here the writing was way too nerdy and cringy for my taste. The only thing that made me chuckle was the Corgi racer, at least we didn't get something as awful as the Grand Prix this time :x
got Paranormal Professor
Also got Paranormal Professor... but more important - I got doggo sticker :D
I got this, I didn't expect this result and I wanted something cooler but I guess it's better than some of the others
Edit: nvm I take that back Paranormal Pofessor sounds sick
I see you
I also got Paranormal Professor
The Ghost Detective
The Paranormal Professor