The astonishing adventures of the burgersaurus.

Once upon a time a giant burgersaurus was walking through the dark forest of the gummybears; while walking near a giant pink goo river he found a little piece of paper..."Read it!" said a little voice from the highest tree "Near that river there's a treasure chest, and on that little map is written the exact place where to find it!". "Go f<3ck yourself you little smartass" answered the burgersaurus.
The end.
Man, I know I suck at telling stories.