Two elephants are walking through a desert. One says 'wait' and the other - 'ok'.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says, “Ugh! That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”

The woman stalks off to the rear of the bus and sits down. She turns to the man sitting next to her and says, “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says, “You go and give him a telling off. I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine :)

clicky

Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: if i tell you u wont believe me.
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house

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thx for chance ! :D

Usually I am not that much of a fan of this kind of jokes but this one made me laugh since it just fits. :D

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

Well Click!

Maria: "I'm pregnant"
Joseph: "Jesus!"
Maria: "How did you know it?!"

A lion in an African savanna has been hanging around his family (wife and cubs) for a number of days and is bored. He decides he wants to play a game, which requires 2 other cats. However, the lion is very picky in his choices. So after he calls all the cats who want to play, a jaguar, a lynx, a tiger, a cheetah and a lioness come along. He says yes to the jaguar. He says no to the lynx because it smells better than him. He says no to the tiger because he hates tigers. He's left to the cheetah and the lioness. He wants to pick the cheetah, but the cheetah says to pick the lioness, who is purring. In the end, the male lion decided to call it quits and return home to his family. Why?

I made this up myself...

well dis is classic kinda joke to me

A boy found a magic lamp on the side of the road. As he rubbed the lamp a genie appeared. The genie told him he gets one wish.
The boy thinks about it. "I want to be Batman"
The genie kills the boys parents.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned cuz diabetes is a serious illness

The most short joke in the world ?

GOAL FOR POLAND....

Yes

An arabic foreiner is stopped on borders and one officer asks him: Sex? And He answers: Once, maybe twice a week. Officer: No, I mean.. man of woman. Foreiner: Man or Woman, sometimes camel....

:D

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Q: What did the computer screen say to the keyboard after it went for a ride?
A: That was a harddrive.

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Jambalaya

you must like potatos you charming boy :3

Women are supposed to dance...

That's why god gave them parts to Jiggle!

What did the left butt cheek tell the right one?
If we stick together, we can stop this shit.

Best kind of subs
title is tari tari if anyone is wondering.