looking for girlfriend. pleaseee respond. **UPDATE!!! 8/25**

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it 8/8

I'll post a pic if you post one first. The more you show the more I'll show.

I'm a guy, but I swing that way, so, dunno, up to you? shrugs

No begging.

This is too elaborate for me to extract the Steam key from it. Plus it's probably some shitty bundle game and I'm a rich and famous owner of 500+ cool games so I think I'll pass.

Girlfriends are overrated

Last night, me and my friend went on Omegle sharing this sexy photo of us with the guys ;)

Wait to Winter Sales.

I thought I meant something to you. Did that night in Paris mean nothing?! After such sweet love we made together, you discard me like a used napkin? ;-;

i am sexy girlfriend is yes? u r buying steam for my gaming now, proof as provider manliness?

having not picture but please to accepting ascii of chest. (. )( .)

Hey hotty. ;))

y iz no one posting there pics? well guess itz time to do something reporting. enjoy ur banz ;)

Dude just wait a while longer, with this new Steam update is just a matter of time until we can get them in Bundles for cheap

Stop leaving your girlfriend in odd places so you won't have to look for her again or start making notes.

sexy

marry me?

you want only one? I'm shocked. :/

Why you need a girlfriend if you got elbows?

OH HAI

y noes?

Let me summarise what pretty much every guy on this site, nay, THE INTERNET!! is thinking regarding your current position right now. "Oh, I'm so scared of this keyboard warrior who thinks he can bench 420lbs"....No, that's not it, what we're REALLY thinking is, "Yeah? You can kick all our asses? Well, you're welcome to come find me". I'm not hard to miss. I'm the only guy my age in my home town who has to walk with a stick due to disability. I have long hair, tattoos, piercings and my fair share of scars. On the 0.00000000000000001% chance that you actually are telling the truth, come find me anyway. I might not win but you'll have to AT LEAST , (Yes, I like italics, so what?), at the very minimum, half kill me to keep me down.

We'll Bang, Ok?

The instructions weren't clear enough, I ended up with my arm coming out of my belly button and my foot caught on fire.

can't find the giveaway :d

Someone get this man some water