Monster does taste better!
If you know, you know. If you don't, you might not want to to learn to protect your sexuality.
All I will say, is that as someone who recently threw up a lot of Monster, it does taste better going out then in. SO choking on it would probably taste pretty good.

This has been a perfect week of paradise on the internet, and yes, I am off my meds.

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Should I Buy New Boots?

View Results
Yes because they're hot!
No because you''ll kick shins with them
Yes because I'm not you're friend so I don't feel bad encouraging you to make bad decisions
No because they're expensive
Yes, Step On Me Mommy

I prefer to crush toes with boots but it's really just a matter of personal preference but do get these boots made for walking and all.
As for the rest, I had voted for Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism so I'm a bit disappointed but what matters is that the revolution is on its way, I guess. Not bitter or anything.

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Listen, this is helping to bring the gay! Fully Automated Luxury Space Communism is pretty difficult tho. it's a lot of work but I think we can get there, eventually.

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Had to google it, curiosity was strong, I was honestly expecting something a bit more lewd. Nice cosplay tho, it's not that easy to pull out a good Astolfo.
BTW sexuality unaffected, I already found that kinda stuff hot before :P

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yeah honestly learning about it I was expecting to feel horni but instead I felt envy and amazement.
And yeah i just mention twinks so often and straight people don't know what that means, Google it and get mad at me so I'm just putting the warning up to deflect blame

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I don't like that step on me mommy is winning. I'm supposed to be the degenerate, not y'all.

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Diabetes in a Bopp.

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Yes! Buy the boots! Which ones are you looking at?

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OMG! <3 Those are fucking great. They are such a good aesthetic.
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i didn't know they were on sale until i linked it and now i feel i have to buy it. I need to actually go out more to have an excuse to show off all the boots i have

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For sure. Post-plague it'll be much easier, though these are very good for the dystopian punk aesthetic of the current world

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HIGH BOOT METALLIC M-1013-C1
Gender UNISEX

I think they mean that if you wear these you will only ever have sex with yourself.

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Mate, lesbians love boots. Hate the boots in blue, but love boots.

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Couldn't have said it better myself.

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I'm ok with not protecting my sexuality, fill me in those juicy details plx

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it's actually not that saucy, at least what's left

There was a cosplayer, @/kotomitako, who posted pics of him in Astolfo cosplay, showing his dick next to a monster can. The tweet is now deleted though

Pic is in monster giveaway link

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Bump and thank you.

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Good to know that you are having a good day!

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