Wakeman- don't need to sleep, always awake.

silent man, I make all sounds disappear.

The Goose - A tragic accident would leave me unable to pass waste like a regular human being. Instead, I would inexplicably and violently excrete tiny golden eggs.

Hu-man - hu who?

Hypno - Mind Control

Matter - Create and destroy matter.

RemoteMan - Posses power of switching TV programs without remote control

Depression Man - speaks for itself

Behind Your Back Man - the power to bang other superheroes wives and not get caught.

Funny Bone - I'd be a non-superhero-not-quite-supervillain that had great wit but an uncanny ability to step just over the line or just rub people the wrong way, no matter if I told the cold, hard truth, made a joke a bit too extreme, set some nefarious plan in motion or helped an old lady cross the street.

Functional Joe - Power to understand what is going on right now with people and the world.

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Gracias ^_^

The side-kick, ability to teleport sideways up to 30 meters, combined with ability to combo it with a flying kick to the face :<