Why did the chicken cross the road?

I'm sorry, but all the good chemistry jokes I tell argon...

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who know binary and those who don't and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those that understand binary, and those that don't.

Ahem, maybe I should've just said 'thanks'!

Two people walk into a bar. The first asks for H20. The second says "Sounds good, I'll have some H2O too!"

The second person died.

Thank you, though I'm not good at joking. :(

thx

thx ;p

ty and i hope i win cause im just getting into this warhammer 4000 franchise

A small chinese man went to a railroad to ask for a job. When he found the one in charge he said, "Hai! I realy need a job! I can do anyting!"

The bossman looked at the small Chinese man and said, "Sorry, but most of the work requires strength, and I need big men. No offense, but you're not it."

The Chinese man said, "Please!!! I can do anyting! anyting you wants me to do!"

The bossman thought for a moment and said, "OK. There's something you can do. Early in the morning, I need someone to go to the supply shack at the bottom of the hill to give the men their supplies when they come to work. Do you think you can do that?"

The Chinese man was very happy. "Yes! I can do anyting!"

"You gotta be there early. And you need to give them their supplies."

"OK!!!"

The next morning, while it was still dark out, the men went to get there supplies, but the shack was locked and the lights were out. The men went to their boss and said, "No one's at the supply shack."

The bossman was angry. "What? I just hired someone to do that! OK, I'll go unlock it for you."

So, they all went down to the supply shack. The boss opened the door, turned on the lights, and from behind some crates, the Chinese man jumped out and yelled, "SUPPLIES!!!!"

thanks

Thank you!

<Insert a good joke here>

OkThanksBye

Thank you!

Little Willy, full of glee,

Put radium in Grandma's tea.

Now he thinks it's quite a lark

To see her shining in the dark.

thx

Thanks

Thanks

Ty man i cant figure a joke for you right now soz ;/.

Thanks!

Very nice game. I'd like to win. thank you

knock knock

whos there?

whos there...

hello??

haha, it was a knock and run!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhPgNMUgTFY

Stirlitz he walked on German roads and sees the Germans who filled the cat with gasoline.
The cat ran away and fell.
Sure gasoline is over - Stirlitz thought.

When Pinocchio learned that it is made ​​of wood?
when he j**k off and start fire :D

And one from my country:

Neil Armstrong landed on the moon. Lander gets out and says:

• It is a small step for a man, but big for ... Wait, what?
  He looks, and a few meters further burning fireplace, which sits on three guys. They talk and sausage bake. It turns out that they are Ukrainian, Egyptian and Polish.
• And you, what are you doing here? - Asks Armstrong
• I just milked a cow and how fu**d in Chernobyl, it flew up here - said Ukrainian.
• And I - said the Egyptian - walk on the pyramids and went somehow flip me here.
• Well, are you? - Asks the Polish guy.
• F *** me, I do not know. i Just come back from wedding.

Thanks!

A man on his deathbed summons his three sons and their wives to his side.

He turns to the first son and says, "I'm not leaving you anything in the will. You're too obsessed with money. So much so that you even married a woman named Penny!"

He turns to the second son and says, "I'm not leaving you anything in the will. You're so obsessed with gardening that you even married a woman called Rose!"

He turns to the final son, but before he can speak his son jumps up and turns to his wife, "Come on Fanny, we're not staying here to be insulted!"

I went to the zoo the other day and there was only a dog in it. It was a shihtzu.

Also:
Why did nick112 still write “thanks”?
Because he’s an idiot who doesn’t read the authors’ descriptions.

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