Crappy games! Crappy games for low prices!!! Come here to get the best crappy games for quite cheap! Low prices! I did something to your mom...

Wait a second... Do you like good games? Do you like good horror games? Well...
You've come to the wrong place, sister. Go somewhere else! I ain't havin' none of that...

I wish I had something better for all of you...

Well, I do... I just keep it to myself... All that's good goes to my pocket! And there is nothing you can do about that... You cheesy son of a bun...
Let's never use that choice of words again... Don't you ever mention it again.

Low prices! Actually, it's free... Literally...

It's not... Not for everyone it's not...

I wish I could be more honest.

Santa Claus it not real. He does not exist...