Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff...

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a young woman died at age of 99

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding...

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A man is walking down the street when he runs into his friend. But there's something different about him: his friend has an orange for a head.
So the man asks his friend, "Hey man, why do you have an orange for a head?"
And his friend replies, "Well I was digging through the trash and I found a magic lamp. I rubbed it and a genie popped out and promised me three wishes."
The man then says, "That's cool, but why do you have an orange for a head?"
His friend replies, "Well for my first wish I asked to be the richest man in the world, and 'poof!' I had tons upon tons of gold bullion at my feet."
The man shuffles and asks again, "Okay, but why do you have an orange for a head?"
His friend smiles and says, "Wait, wait. I'm getting there. For my second wish I wished for the most beautiful woman in the world to be my bride, and 'poof!' there she was, the very likeness of Helen of Troy."
The man, dumbfounded and quite anxious asks once again, "Okay, but why do you have an orange for a head?!?"
To which his friend replies, "Well, for my third wish, I wished for an orange for a head."

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The jokes on you bich. good enoth for you?

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SO 2 jews walk into a bar

"I think not." said Descartes, and promptly disappeared.

70 things that a true women should can? 69 and cleaning.

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The string walks into a bar and asks the barman for a drink, the barman says "sorry we don't serve strings". The string walks outside and ties himself into a knot and frays himself. He walks back in and asks for a drink again, the barman says "aren't you the string that was just in here". The string says "no, I'm afraid not"

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane?

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A pilot, you racist.

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Two fish are in a tank and one says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

What did the school bully get for Christmas?

A beating from his alcoholic father.

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