My life!! (ok, sorry but my life is a joke so... hahah just kidding and thanks! sorry for saying thanks!)

How to be cool:

A) Cool sunglasses.
B)

'I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'Flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.'

• Mark Twain

2 people were walking on either side of a wide river. The first person yells over to the other, "How do I get to the other side of this river?" The other looked around and replied, "What do you mean? You're already on the other side!"

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

"Love hurts", said the hedgehog getting off from his wife :P

Thanks!!!!!!!!!!

1. Left school to earn money (for University).
2. Never came back to study.
3. Don't have money because...I'm stupid?
4. knock knock
   "Who's this?"
   "Yuri"
   "Yuri what?"
   "Yu'r in trouble"
   FBI OPEN UP

Ty

I got no jokes. Thank you