"Something's rotten in the land of the dead, and you're being played for a sucker. Meet Manny Calavera, travel agent at the Department of Death. He sells luxury packages to souls on their four-year journey to eternal rest. But there's trouble in paradise. Help Manny untangle himself from a conspiracy that threatens his very salvation. "
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Q: Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?
A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
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Found this somewhere on the internet:
Step 1: Name your iPhone "Titanic."
Step 2: Plug it into your computer.
Step 3: When iTunes says "Titanic is syncing," press cancel.
Step 4: Feel like a hero
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Thanks :D
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Thanks you!
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Q: Why are cats so good at video games?
A: Because they have nine lives!
crickets
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I wish I had a kitty-kins! Someday I'll live in a place that allows one.
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I hope you do, and soon!
Welp, I kinda (only 'KINDA') understand the landlords who don't want them, as some cats can be a fur-ious balls of pure destruction. But, in the end, it's totally worth it. :3
<3
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I understand why some landlords don't want them ... a bad cat might claw up the furniture/walls or be super naughty and start pissing over the place; but a good, litter trained cat wouldn't! Here's hoping for me to get a cat and a cat-friendly place in the near future!
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A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.
Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter ‘penis.’
Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She then almost died laughing at the computer’s response:
PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!
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Q: What do you call the security guards at a Samsung Store?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy!
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Thanks!
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Thanks for the chance!
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thx
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Joke, eh?
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Thank You!
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