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Tell a girl shes beautiful daily , she wont even notice it.
Tell her shes Fat ONCE , and she will never forget ... cus elephants never forget .

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The joke lol

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Here's one of me. A little long, but it is one of my favourites:
One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''
The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''

''What about the green one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''

''What about the red one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''

The man says, ''What does HE do?''
The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''

Two fishes are in a tank. The first one ask the second one "Ok, do you know how to drive this thing?"
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sorry no jokes, but i enjoyed reading them

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A cute little chick raises a leg. Then raises the other and falls.

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Do you know why there is a fence around the cemetery? Because everyone is just dying to get in.

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