Does your penis always seem to be getting in the way?

"I got the last of the groceries, honey. I just need to close the trunk." (trunk slams, scream of pain)

"One more nail and this bird house will be as good as new!" (hammer strike, scream of pain)

"I'm sorry, sir. This dressing room is for women only."

You don't have to let this happen to you.

Hi, I'm doctor Fred Tuck. Don't let your penis interfere with the quality of your life anymore. I have performed over three hundred sex changes in my career, and not one of my patients has ever asked for their tackle box back. Come to Tuck's Sex Exchange in the next month, and I'll give you a free estimate. Don't let your piece interfere with your peace of mind.

Tuck's Sex Exchange: Located off Beverly Drive. Look for the sign with Toothy, the surgical saw.