What's tiny , red and stands in front of the mirror ? A baby that combs with a knife .

Heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But, doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. Fade to black.

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A mute guy talking to a blind guy.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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